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submitted 5 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
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[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I lol'd and would follow if I wanted to join that nazi shit site.

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, this post is years older than the South African nazi buying Twitter.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Indeed but I can't retroactively follow on that nazi shit show owned by a piece of shit nazi shit head.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I like to imagine this is about president Garfield, and it makes it so, so much better

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

D... does it?

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It does. It really does. Imagine the raw power of the man

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's some old stank, the man died nearly 150 years ago...

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

And yet he still cums.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 5 months ago (3 children)

By this logic, all cum is fuel. Leave Garfield out of it!

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"It" being his ass.

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Similar to the Higgs boson, Garfield's ass is instrumental in converting mass to energy.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago

My body is a machine that takes cum and creates orgasms, that technically counts?

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But it's not Garfield's ass, it's OP'S ass that is claimed to have the ability to turn cum into fuel.

Although we don't really know if Garfield is the fuel, or the cum. Perhaps energy would be achieved by shoving any part of Garfield into the ass. It might just be about efficiency.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Someone get to the lab and start doing the needed tests to solve this.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

Or Garfield is the fuel, and the cum is just a regenerative source of Garfield. Other parts of Garfield might produce energy at an inferior rate.

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

No, only orange cum is fuel

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

High level Shitposting. I love it.

[–] drascus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Okay but seriously whose cum is your typical fuel?

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

Sufferin succotash

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 3 points 5 months ago

I’ve got this nagging feeling that a GarfieldMoe community exists somewhere…