Fuck off

bellingham carries this fucking team

bellingham is soooooo good

RICE WAS OPEN FFS

Belligham is such an unfair player lmao.

Lifeline for England!

Jude!

Gotta score now

Nowhere near the ball that’s hilarious

"England don't play slow football"

....uh what?

Oh wow a Harry Kane penalty, how original

Got to imagine they were trying to find an angle we didn't see because whilst it looked like a penalty it wasn't the best angle to see who touched the ball first.

would give my firstborn for this pen-farming cunt to miss now

The english makes more noise because the VAR people are taking their time making sure the call is correct than to support their team, unreal.

Come on Harry, time to recreate your miss in the World Cup

A third of Kane’s goals are pens? Greaves will always be clear

I wanted Southgate out, but after that penalty I am now Southgate in

Kane running into that Italian player like a two year old running into a door

I just turned the match on, how did the pen happen?

Please leave Dion Dublin at home if we qualify. I'd rather listen to fake crowd noise than him all game

Damnnnn

Who would have thought a right footed left back would be struggling with people getting to the byline. So strange.

Rashford and Foden think they are Ribbery and Robben respectively. Horrible footballers, at least Southgate knows not to start these guys at major tournaments

Honestly I hate every existing footballer that doesn’t play for Liverpool and It’s becoming a real problem that I cannot find a single little thing that I dislike about Jude fucking Bellingham.

(Other than the fact he’s a Brum obviously)

Why is one Inter player after another starting to lose brain cells with every passing minute, this ain't the time for this 💀

Phillips on a madness already whats he doing lmao

Kyle 🥵

Flowering up the omission of Palestinians by mentioning UEFA. F*** UEFA!

El Shaw keeping everyone onside

amazing how favouritism can piggyback someone's career. what is this blud phillips doing still starting for the mighty england

Put bonaventura in you coward

What are italys options up front, scamacca dont rate from him at west ham and di canio has already taken the piss out of bonaventura

4 minutes in and it’s already clear Bellingham is going to dominate another game. The lad can’t keep getting away with being this good

Who do you want for england manager when Southgate finally leaves?

I love that Pickford absolutely cunts the ball as hard and far as possible under no pressure

When did Southgate retire the waistcoats? Was it when that lookalike arrived on the scene and got all those TV gigs?

Why is Maguire still getting called up? How good is his sloppy toppy?

Two awful challenges from fatty Phillips

Great start to the game by Phillips! 😂

Almost like he isn’t fit enough and shouldn’t be anywhere near this side

did the ref just high five kalvin phillips lol

Live match thread link?

Shh shhh quiet guys, where do you think we are? A football stadium?

I pray to god Southgate moves Trippier to RB, or brings an actual LB on

Phillips refusing to even look forwards. Playing too safe, because he knows he’s off it.

Spallettine che cazzo stai cucinando

southgate’s problem is he has a fucking outrageous ego and feels that anyone challenging his selections are attacking him. he is on some mad power trip where he picks henderson maguire phillips etc just to go ‘and what’ as if he’s somehow lost by accepting that they are fucking shit