The power to be comfortable in any environment in just shorts and a T-shirt. No sunburn, no soggy shoes in the rain, warm while sitting in a snow drift.
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Control Minor Static Charges Woman. It would make housecleaning easier and my keyboards would always be clean. I wouldn't have to get near dust bunnies, I would be able to slowly guide them to the trash can.
So instead of Storm you'd be High Humidity.
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I would be Sleep-on-command man
That's me. The secret is to give up caffeine entirely and stick to a sleep schedule even on weekends.
Free unlimited WiFi woman.
Once, I wanted to annihilate all bedbugs in the world with a snap of a finger (I would even learn how to snap for this very purpose), just disappear them forever at my will. A single use power, nothing more than that, and I don't care what that suppose to do to the environment.
For some reason.
.... I mean if you don't know how to snap, then you never have snapped. For all you know this actually could be your super power and you haven't even bothered to find out. With great power comes great responsibility.
Once, I wanted to annihilate all bedbugs in the world
just once?
Well...unless they spontaneously appear or aliens bring them from their planet I don't think more than once is needed.
Of course maybe another person wants a power to manifest them into the world again.
To be able to put together the perfect response for any interaction I ever have man
Whatβs the opposite of procrastination?
Eagerness girl? That.. sounds wrong somehow.
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I'm going to go with good old fashioned, "extra luck". Never know when it's going to show up, but it would definitely improve your general disposition when things tend to go your way.
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What's B tier? On Marvel and DC scales there are several god level figures, are they like S rank? Does that make Superman like an A tier? This is hard.
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All dust disintegrates inside a 20 foot (6m) sphere around me at all times.
Edit: forgot the measurement scale
Isn't dust what you get when things disintegrate?
Yeah gimme some of that real fine dust
Isn't really fine dust what they are all worried about with microplastics, air quality and such things right now?
I like to think of it as more refined, for the classier cancer.
I always thought it would be cool to be able to imitate any sound effect. Totally useless but perfect for jokes.
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B-tier power: Exact Change. Any time I want to pay for something with cash, I have the power to reach into my pocket and pull out exactly the amount of cash money needed to do so. This has no effect on anyone's money anywhere else, like wallets or bank accounts - it just magically appears.
Infinite cash is B-tier?
Infinite petty cash. you can't buy most big-ticket items with cash, like a new car or a house, and you can't spend it online, only in person. And, since you can only do it to pay for things, you can't just pull money out of your pocket forever to hoard. You might be able to trick it with the right accomplice, or just use it to buy gold and then resell it, but it's pretty inefficient.
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To actually fall asleep when my head hits the pillow, and then stay asleep until the alarm goes off.
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