Oh the irony
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I had an uncle that had a problem with leaking. Ended up just having to wear a diaper everywhere.
If he had the right plumbing then a zip tie would have also worked.
I can imagine that works well. Once.
Technically, it's a permanent fix
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“There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those…”
Well have you thought about not being a piece of shit 😂
That's what it feels like when you steal other people's personal information ..
If only that feeling could be cranked up for him x 3 billion.
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"I don't like it when people find out what I really think"
Seriously. If everything I said leaked to billions of people, I'd be a comedic phenomenon, a trendsetter, and a terrorist.
a terrorist.
and remember folks... there was a time when boomers thought that the Patriot Act was for scary Muslim extremism...
welcome to 2025 where a middle age cuck is getting put on lists for voicing an opinion online.
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Imagine being worth 229 billion, and you look like that.
This realities Bond villains are so pathetic looking.
Drugs and lack of sleep does that to you.
Drugs and sleep have no effect on cyborgs
I cyborg wouldnt be so pathetic, he is definitely a homunculus a la Full Metal Alchemist.
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Now that's an amazing headline.
Is that dude turning orange?
No he had his face stuck to Trump ass and some it transferred to Zuck.
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Symptom of fascism
His hyu-man skin is melting.
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One way to avoid recurrent leaks is to foster a culture of trust and not be a ginormous dickwad.
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zuck the fuck is worth approx 229billion.
a 25mil fine is 0.01% of his net worth.
If your average yearly salary is 30,000, thats like paying a fine of 3 ~~00~~.
edit math hard thank you @MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works
ZuckFuck doesn't make his net worth each year. So let's compare it against US citizen net worth. I have stats from 2022
Average American new worth is ~$1,050,000 Median American net worth is ~$192,000
I hate zuck as much as you but it's important to be accurate and fair as possible when comparing statistics.
So it's like a fine of $19 if using median and $105 if using average. Still peanuts for a fine
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I'm a pacifist hippy tech worker, and I would gladly draw a paycheck from Raytheon long before I even consider applying to Facebook or Twitter.
Raytheon is putting "more value into the world" than these shitheads.
"Would you like your evil done in the traditional overt bombs-dropped-on-children fashion, or the new we'll-sell-your-entire-life-to-the-highest-bidder-while-feeding-you-non-stop-lies-to-establish-a-fascist-regime style, sir?"
This guy: Bomb some kids, at least it's a spectacle.
(Edit for clarification: I think both are bad, and one has a strong causal relationship with the other but I am not sure I would pick Raytheon personally. It's a bit too overtly evil for my tastes)
At least they are environmentally conscious, unlike Facebook
I refuse to believe that tweet is real on principal, but it's just tone deaf enough to have me question whether this might have actually been shat out by a corporate marketing team as part of some greenwashing effort.
If this is someone memeing however: Kudos, this one is very convincing despite being wildly ridiculous.
It is satire, but they have a tweet on a environmentally friendly radar searchable on Google and a https://rtx.com/our-responsibility/sustainable-operations page so even if fake, it's not that far-fetched
Nothing to hide nothing to fear wasn’t it?
One cool thing about these leaks is: if you weren't saying batshit crazy stuff, no one would care.
Zuckerburg says "Today I ate a sandwich!"
Nobody cares.
But wait......the full quote was "Today I ate a sandwich......of babys!"
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