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[–] Jhushx@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

The inverse would be James Milner being the youngest centenarian he's ever met.

When old matches in black and white came on TV, Van Dijk would ask Milner what number he was wearing

[–] Islander1873@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

"I'm one of your nephews you don't see very often. Um, Klopp-Klopp"

[–] TheItalianStallion64@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] kalamari__@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ALickOfMyCornetto@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

and djemba djemba

[–] KilllerWhale@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hallo, i bims, der Jürgen

[–] nemalacrema@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In the slovak language "klop klop" (with just one p) literally means knock knock

[–] gartenriese@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

"klop klop" is what I imagine it is spelled in Dutch :D

[–] muszka9@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

klop means toilet in polish

[–] Greged17@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] LiteratureNearby@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am going to huntdown this sub's creator with a crossbow

[–] Sandor_Clegane1@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude had this sub in his memory. Sad stuff all around.

[–] turkj@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is it? Don't feel like opening it.

[–] LiteratureNearby@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Don't. It's my little pony porn. (My little pony is a children's animated show about horses and their lives, if you don't know what that is)

[–] Ironyfree_annie@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

r/eyebleach for those who clicked

[–] GameplayerStu@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

He can go like horse feet: Klopp Klopp Klopp

[–] pinkguyfriedrice@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

That's because Klopp never met Joseph Minala.

[–] Matt_LawDT@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man needed see Diego Costa at 24

[–] Wanne97@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I don't think Klopp was around in 10000 B.C.

[–] NotAsimppp@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Klopp needs to Google about Rashid khan

[–] Dantallian11@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Is this a good thing? Like he’s praising his maturity or is this a bad thing? Like he’s insinuating he’s older than he claims to be, thus a fraud?

Edit: It’s a joke, I know

[–] ballsdeeptackler@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"He loves a stroll around the garden, feeding the pigeons in the park, working on a crossword, watching old historical documentaries, an early dinner and then straight to bed at 8pm."

[–] Ripamon@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

"He is indeed on that sigma male grindset", finished Klopp calmly.

[–] whatapileofshihtzu@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

just like me fr

[–] Positive-Media423@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Real name is Benjamin Button

[–] Hech15@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

In a physical sense or mental sense

he’s 24 and 364 days old

[–] monthlymeeples@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When the Liverpool Youtube channel did a video where they had players on a plane trip show off what songs they were listening to, Gakpo was listening to Gospel music.

I completely understand what Klopp is saying.

[–] MrAchilles@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait are you serious? Lmao

[–] MarcSlayton@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

This article friom the OP's link is from a Dutch publication giving a Klopp quote about Gakpo. The quote is from an interview with Gakpo that Liverpool just released on their youtube channel. In the interview Cody says that he is very religious, and talks about Gospel music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IcSka2bSK8

[–] casulmemer@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

My guys birthday must be soon

[–] is-Sanic@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Why we saying his name twice.

[–] GraveOfTheFireflies@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I see Klopp Klopp hasn’t met Charlie Adam yet

[–] LetsDieForMemes@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I mean he also met the youngest 37 year old

[–] mavarian@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Glad Klopp's never met Amthor

[–] stewiehs@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

ΤΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙ ΕΙΠΕ Ο ΑΝΘΡΩΠΟΣ;;; Μπράβο του!

[–] DudesPeanuts@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Just until Bellingham turns 24