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[–] Jhushx@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

The inverse would be James Milner being the youngest centenarian he's ever met.

When old matches in black and white came on TV, Van Dijk would ask Milner what number he was wearing

[–] Islander1873@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

"I'm one of your nephews you don't see very often. Um, Klopp-Klopp"

[–] TheItalianStallion64@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] kalamari__@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ALickOfMyCornetto@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

and djemba djemba

[–] KilllerWhale@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Bubbly_Competition21@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Hallo, i bims, der Jürgen

[–] nemalacrema@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

In the slovak language "klop klop" (with just one p) literally means knock knock

[–] gartenriese@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

"klop klop" is what I imagine it is spelled in Dutch :D

[–] muszka9@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

klop means toilet in polish

[–] Greged17@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] LiteratureNearby@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I am going to huntdown this sub's creator with a crossbow

[–] Sandor_Clegane1@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dude had this sub in his memory. Sad stuff all around.

[–] turkj@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What is it? Don't feel like opening it.

[–] LiteratureNearby@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Don't. It's my little pony porn. (My little pony is a children's animated show about horses and their lives, if you don't know what that is)

[–] Ironyfree_annie@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

r/eyebleach for those who clicked

[–] GameplayerStu@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

He can go like horse feet: Klopp Klopp Klopp

[–] pinkguyfriedrice@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

That's because Klopp never met Joseph Minala.

[–] Matt_LawDT@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Man needed see Diego Costa at 24

[–] Wanne97@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I don't think Klopp was around in 10000 B.C.

[–] NotAsimppp@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Klopp needs to Google about Rashid khan

[–] Dantallian11@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Is this a good thing? Like he’s praising his maturity or is this a bad thing? Like he’s insinuating he’s older than he claims to be, thus a fraud?

Edit: It’s a joke, I know

[–] ballsdeeptackler@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"He loves a stroll around the garden, feeding the pigeons in the park, working on a crossword, watching old historical documentaries, an early dinner and then straight to bed at 8pm."

[–] Ripamon@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

"He is indeed on that sigma male grindset", finished Klopp calmly.

[–] whatapileofshihtzu@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

just like me fr

[–] Positive-Media423@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Real name is Benjamin Button

[–] Hech15@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

In a physical sense or mental sense

[–] iwontgiveumyusernane@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

he’s 24 and 364 days old

[–] monthlymeeples@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When the Liverpool Youtube channel did a video where they had players on a plane trip show off what songs they were listening to, Gakpo was listening to Gospel music.

I completely understand what Klopp is saying.

[–] MrAchilles@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait are you serious? Lmao

[–] MarcSlayton@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

This article friom the OP's link is from a Dutch publication giving a Klopp quote about Gakpo. The quote is from an interview with Gakpo that Liverpool just released on their youtube channel. In the interview Cody says that he is very religious, and talks about Gospel music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IcSka2bSK8

[–] casulmemer@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

My guys birthday must be soon

[–] is-Sanic@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Why we saying his name twice.

[–] GraveOfTheFireflies@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I see Klopp Klopp hasn’t met Charlie Adam yet

[–] LetsDieForMemes@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I mean he also met the youngest 37 year old

[–] mavarian@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Glad Klopp's never met Amthor

[–] stewiehs@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

ΤΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙ ΕΙΠΕ Ο ΑΝΘΡΩΠΟΣ;;; Μπράβο του!

[–] DudesPeanuts@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Just until Bellingham turns 24