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[–] Jhushx@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

The inverse would be James Milner being the youngest centenarian he's ever met.

When old matches in black and white came on TV, Van Dijk would ask Milner what number he was wearing

[–] Islander1873@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

"I'm one of your nephews you don't see very often. Um, Klopp-Klopp"

[–] TheItalianStallion64@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] kalamari__@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ALickOfMyCornetto@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

and djemba djemba

[–] KilllerWhale@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Bubbly_Competition21@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Hallo, i bims, der Jürgen

[–] nemalacrema@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

In the slovak language "klop klop" (with just one p) literally means knock knock

[–] gartenriese@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

"klop klop" is what I imagine it is spelled in Dutch :D

[–] muszka9@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

klop means toilet in polish

[–] Greged17@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] LiteratureNearby@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am going to huntdown this sub's creator with a crossbow

[–] Sandor_Clegane1@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dude had this sub in his memory. Sad stuff all around.

[–] turkj@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What is it? Don't feel like opening it.

[–] LiteratureNearby@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Don't. It's my little pony porn. (My little pony is a children's animated show about horses and their lives, if you don't know what that is)

[–] Ironyfree_annie@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

r/eyebleach for those who clicked

[–] GameplayerStu@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

He can go like horse feet: Klopp Klopp Klopp

[–] pinkguyfriedrice@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

That's because Klopp never met Joseph Minala.

[–] Matt_LawDT@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Man needed see Diego Costa at 24

[–] Wanne97@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I don't think Klopp was around in 10000 B.C.

[–] NotAsimppp@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Klopp needs to Google about Rashid khan

[–] Dantallian11@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Is this a good thing? Like he’s praising his maturity or is this a bad thing? Like he’s insinuating he’s older than he claims to be, thus a fraud?

Edit: It’s a joke, I know

[–] ballsdeeptackler@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"He loves a stroll around the garden, feeding the pigeons in the park, working on a crossword, watching old historical documentaries, an early dinner and then straight to bed at 8pm."

[–] Ripamon@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

"He is indeed on that sigma male grindset", finished Klopp calmly.

[–] whatapileofshihtzu@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

just like me fr

[–] Positive-Media423@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Real name is Benjamin Button

[–] Hech15@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

In a physical sense or mental sense

[–] iwontgiveumyusernane@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

he’s 24 and 364 days old

[–] monthlymeeples@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When the Liverpool Youtube channel did a video where they had players on a plane trip show off what songs they were listening to, Gakpo was listening to Gospel music.

I completely understand what Klopp is saying.

[–] MrAchilles@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait are you serious? Lmao

[–] MarcSlayton@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

This article friom the OP's link is from a Dutch publication giving a Klopp quote about Gakpo. The quote is from an interview with Gakpo that Liverpool just released on their youtube channel. In the interview Cody says that he is very religious, and talks about Gospel music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IcSka2bSK8

[–] casulmemer@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

My guys birthday must be soon

[–] is-Sanic@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Why we saying his name twice.

[–] GraveOfTheFireflies@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I see Klopp Klopp hasn’t met Charlie Adam yet

[–] LetsDieForMemes@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I mean he also met the youngest 37 year old

[–] mavarian@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Glad Klopp's never met Amthor

[–] stewiehs@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

ΤΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙ ΕΙΠΕ Ο ΑΝΘΡΩΠΟΣ;;; Μπράβο του!

[–] DudesPeanuts@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Just until Bellingham turns 24