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Anon reads Harry Potter (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 53 points 4 months ago (4 children)

[–] gerbler@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What's with the weird half assed censoring of boy and child at the end...

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 months ago

Good question. It was like that already.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Ganondorf

Not sure if trolling or AI

[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The original copypasta displayed in this post is older than LLMs as we know them. Don't be fooled by the timestamp.

It is tradition to intentionally mix and misname similar characters from nerdy fandoms with the pure intention of pissing off people who take their favorite franchise too seriously - or at the very least make them squirm a little about it.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you stopped at Ganondorf, you had already missed Gandalf ;D

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Frick

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This one's better

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago

It was posted here a while ago and yes i agree :)

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 4 months ago

01/01??????

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 34 points 4 months ago

Dumbledore as an SCP keter entity sounds cool

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How did Potterposting become such a thing on 4chan?

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

4chan and Harry Potter are both transphobic

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

he says in a 4chan / harry potter thread

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz -5 points 4 months ago

Nah, that's not true, that's slander. Drag says in a 4chan / Harry Potter thread, not him.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 1 points 4 months ago

Its not often I agree with Drag, but Fuck Harry Potter and Fuck JK Rowling. Its so easy to find better fantasy and people still settle for this bullshit and also act like they're allies.