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hah, thats SLIGHTLY more drastic than the british comparison.

USEXIT

exit from what?

come on now, let them cook, trust the process

I like to imagine it's lazily hovering

Pasta carbonara and Sweetrolls share most of their ingredients

just substitute cheese and pepper with sugar and baking powder

they wrote ass backwards ass backwards. It's a joke, not self censorship.

It is a thing of beauty!

Not dietal calories.

The calorie numbers we assign to food, measure how much energy our body extracts from them when eaten.

In this context, plutonium is closer to 0

If we instead want to measure the actual total physical energy content of materia, we would turn to E=mc^2, telling us that a gram of anything has about 20 million kcal, no matter if its plutonium or diet coke. which is a slightly less useful value on food labels :D

This headline... do I smell toast?

It's not one, its several

https://www.atomicarchive.com/almanac/broken-arrows/index.html

I would presume so, yes.

Nuclear bombs are extremely stable when not armed. If you blow one up with external explosives it will just break.