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A player that best matches each team's name (alien.top)
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Atlanta Hawks - Jordan Hawkins

Boston Celtics - Brandon Boston Jr.

Brooklyn Nets - Brook Lopez

Chicago Bulls - Reggie Bullock

Charlotte Hornets - Malik Beasley

Cleveland Cavaliers - James Bouknight

Dallas Mavericks - OG Anunoby

Denver Nuggets - Precious Achiuwa

Detroit Pistons - Jordan Ford

Golden State Warriors - Saddiq Bey

Houston Rockets - Jett Howard

Indiana Pacers - Myles Turner

Los Angeles Lakers - D'Angelo Russell

Los Angeles Clippers - Lindy Waters

Memphis Grizzlies - Davis Bertans

Miami Heat - Quinndary Weatherspoon

Milwaukee Bucks - Mike Muscala

Minnesota Timberwolves - Trent Forrest

New Orleans Pelicans - Robin Lopez

New York Knicks - Daishen Nix

Oklahoma City Thunder - Bam Adebayo

Orlando Magic - JT Thor

Philadelphia 76ers - Javon Freeman Liberty

Phoenix Suns - Skylar Mays

Portland Trail Blazers - Jabari Walker

Sacramento Kings - Colin Castleton

San Antonio Spurs - Day'Ron Sharpe

Toronto Raptors - Bones Hyland

Utah Jazz - Luke Kornet

Washngton Wizards - David Duke Jr.

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[–] supremehat27@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

JT Thor would probably be better for the Thunder

[–] sock_in_a_cock@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Feel like making the player list all time instead of current would make a lot more sense

[–] thelaceonmolagsballs@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Orlando has the easiest one possible in that scenario

[–] tugga51@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Exactly, played for the Lakers in the 80’s, none other than Orlando Woolridge!!

[–] bershka321@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah and put Omari Spellman for the Magic

[–] Carne_Asada_Friez@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t get the Lakers one. Should be Austin Rivers I think. This would be a great off-season post

[–] Technobrake@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

D'Angelo / Los Angeles

[–] NPCzzzz@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Peyton Pritchard and the Celtics (leprechauns)

[–] hackthisnsa@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Thank you so much for this

[–] icantreadmorsecode@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Freeman Liberty is wild

[–] TheModernAgeNB@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

This is GOLD.

[–] bershka321@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like Adebayo suits New Orleans better.

[–] Chickensandcoke@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Fuck that’s good

[–] wubiwuster@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

You just created this list so you could get us at the wizards loo

[–] Killyouifyouuseemoji@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Somebody explain wizards (I’m stupid)

[–] CoachMorelandSmith@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Google “Grand Wizard David Duke”

Try to do it anonymously so you won’t invest your search history

[–] CoachMorelandSmith@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Too bad Memphis Depay doesn’t play basketball

[–] 2Basketball2Poorious@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Myles (Miles) Turner... how have I never noticed that?

[–] dkirk526@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Lmao David Duke Jr because David Duke was a KKK Grand Wizard

[–] Hummingbird-Heart@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Todd Day also a good choice for Phoenix.

[–] mtnsandmusic@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I guess these are all current players but Mike Muscala for Milwaukee when Buck Williams exists

[–] crmblngtgthr@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

dude really said Jabari Walker instead of Jaylen Trail-Blazer for Portland lmaoooo

[–] Murky_Low6667@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I don’t get the Mavericks one