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[–] Jollyllama@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He did survive and is added to the very short list of people eaten by a whale.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let's call it the Jonah Club.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Join Jonah Club: We have a Whale of a Time

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it were me that whale would taste shit. Because I'd shit myself.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

-Goofy voice

[–] SolidShake@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Keep in mind every whale ever would spit a human out. They have a precise diet and humans I'd imagine taste like shit to a whale.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This suggests that the whale knew exactly what it was doing, and surely had a nice laugh about it.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mama says humans ain't no good to eat, but I gotta find out for myself!

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you don't watch your song, I'll wash your mouth out with human!

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 year ago

Hahahahahaha

[–] SolidShake@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I mean I would

[–] infinitevalence@discuss.online 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well now I have a whole new fear.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Meh, you'd be alright. I heard of a guy who spent three full days and nights inside one. True story.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

damn ancient vore fetish authors

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Oh, I see what you're referencing. This was a different guy. Ended up losing his job at the aquarium but still swears it was worth it and the best sex he's ever had.

[–] nieceandtows@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Crazy story that nobody would believe if not for the video

[–] tisktisk@piefed.social 4 points 1 year ago

cuil--I didn't want to get in a large body of water ever again anyways

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Whale oil beef hooked.

(Say it slowly and it sounds like you're talking with an Irish accent)

[–] Breadhax0r@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I would die of dehydration after that, that's how hard I would avoid water.