Reckless Onana strikes again.

Fuck knows what Man Utd we'll see tonight.

They veer from clown shoes to competency to occasional brilliance. Usually in the space of a minute. Minus the brilliance and the competency.

"First Choice Defender", sorry.. never heard of it.

I would like to order one United pick me up, thank you.

Something really 2017 about that Man U back four

Long game🤣🤣🤣

Ain’t no way it’s soon 11 years since United won the league.

Maybe Evans, Dalot, Lindelöf and Antony can ein it again! 💀

Jamie Redknapp has been preventing Jimmy from speaking all night

Rest in Peace Bobby

The clash of kits looks so bad on TV

Why isn't Reguilon in the squad? I thought he was fit.

This Man U kit is just bad. They look like West Brom or something.

This united team looking pretty damn sus not gonna lie

Good god, I honestly forgot how bad our backline situation was…

I already knew Antony was gonna shoot

God the green kits for United are ass.

Not feeling it from this United team. The handshakes are done and they still not dominating. What is wrong?

We are built like a flinstone car🤣🤣🤣

Please, just 1 easy win please

Antony unlucky there. If it had gone into the top corner rather in into the keeper, he mightve scored

Time for the biggest match of the day

Gary Neville voice: ”But this is Manchester United!”

😂💀🤡

United do not look good here....which means they'll probably nick one first.

Damn we so bad this is so sad really maybe we don’t deserve to be even top 10 with this form

This game is gonna be exactly the same as their game against Burnley.

You have to get up Jonny there's no one else

ManU players lose any semblance of coordination and ability as soon as they get to the opponent's half

I miss Delap

Mcburnie was turning away looking stunned he'd missed before the ball even left his foot

"Not surprised Maguire has got the nod here..."

Is there any other option to choose from? Weird thing to say.

Rugby giving us an alternative is a godsend. Imagine City Brighton is on during the blackout but this game is shown

10 minutes. NOTHING from United 💀😱

Honest question, are these kits green and white or black and white?

This match has first friendly after holiday vibe

Why am i a utd fan😓what did i do to deserve this suffering😒

These colors are so hard to tell apart

Give the ball to Anthony and watch it get wasted. Story of first 15 minutes.

Sheffield really shat the bed with that chance.

we are so shit its not even funny

Manchester United looking very poor so far

"Going home to sort out some issues" is perhaps the most cowardly way you could describe Antony's situation, congratulations

SHU doing well

I'm super biased here obviously, but I don't understand why Eriksen is not starting for United currently. I feel like in a majority of their games, the midfield is just not working and there's little control of games that they should dominate. Then Eriksen comes on in the 2nd half and it nearly always improves. I know he can't play 90 minutes in the Prem, but why not give him 60 instead of 30-45 minutes?

I cannot tell Antony and Bruno apart rn

If Sheffield get one point from 9 matches they could seriously go on to break Derby County's record.