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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 50 points 1 month ago

Good try, Nazi scum!

[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 month ago

Certainly not discussing it online.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Claymore@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] aspensmonster@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Claymore@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] aspensmonster@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 month ago

I.e., you didn't create the @claymore username for the bit a few hours ago. You're legit @claymore.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't see how an emergency fold-out diaper changing table is going to dispel anyone

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, suffice to say it dispels anyone in front of it as a fine pink mist.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds quite useful for getting rid of unwanted odors, maybe they should start fitting these in public restrooms

Careful, the govt might copy the idea!

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hate parties. I’ll be in my room.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Brilliant! By hiding in plain sight, they will search your piano and floorboards looking for you, only to never realise their mistake

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

"Entschuldigung, Γ€hm, HΓΆren Sie, KΓΆnnen Sie mir helfen?"

The dubbing of this in a female german voice is just, fantastic.

[–] moreeni@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago

There's a lot of literature on the work of Soviet partisans. Some survival guides from three letter agencies of different countries were leaked. I'd "arm" myself with those (and actually arm myself with real guns if I will have access to them) and move to the forest. Forests and mountains are an excellent terrain type to go into hiding with both cover and natural resources to keep you going

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I've been worrying about this transpiring since 01/20

I'm not sharing my plans online.

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 11 points 1 month ago

Niagara Falls, the nicer side

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Gotta keep moving, then. Need a good information network, they can't be everywhere at once, and there are more of us than them.

[–] pointnull@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is 'the party' and why are they conducting house raids?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] vfreire85@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

mexico, and i'll keep an watchful eye over any icepicks that happen to be nearby.

[–] Dragon@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

There is a reality show where retired law enforcement officers try to hunt you down and if you stay hidden for a month you win $250,000. Very informative. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunted_(American_TV_series)

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Cleverly concealed at the front of a large crowd of my peers, with shields, guns, and a guillotine.

[–] aspensmonster@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 month ago
[–] comfy@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Under their beds.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

I stick a maga sign in the yard and slap an ar-15 sticker on my jeep.

[–] admin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In the white house being friends with the hosts.