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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

It should be illegal for a video like that to exist without showing it firing.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Panzerkampfwagen 6⁶

OK, NCD your task today is to design an autoloader for this contraption.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 week ago

Nah, it comes loaded from the factory and never survives long enough to run out.

A ladder and a really secure harness / sling

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They are still gonna miss most things at range because they set them up in vertical rows with set gaps. Should have had each new layer aimed at the gaps between the lower layers.

6/10 could have been better.

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a ~~terror~~ love weapon anyway, why would you need to hit something with it?

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Because the best way to show love is to hit things. That's what my uncle always says.

[–] Meimax@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago
[–] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Biblically accurate.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 week ago

Inside is an entire family of dwarfs passing shells up the turret.

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Biblically accurate Nazi tank design.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I want to see a video of this one's magazine blowing up.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Sarah Connor shakes the fence.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone at NATO heard that the Russians were ahead of the West in number of tossed turrets by number and distance. He took it as a challenge.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Multistage suborbital rapid disassembly.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

A weapon to surpass metal gear…

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Hobart's hairbrush.