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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You forgot accountant

"What do you need it to be?"

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

We need to report negative earnings so we don't have to pay taxes obviously

[–] Argurotoxus@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Engineer: 2, but 3 to be safe.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't they just look up the answer in a table?

[–] Argurotoxus@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Nah not anymore, now you spend a day or so building some convoluted excel calculator once so that you never need to do the calcs again.

Then, 3 years later when you go to add or change something in that calculator, you have absolutely no idea how it works and decide the change wasn't that important anyway.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

Computer Scientist: 10

[–] callyral@pawb.social 1 points 11 months ago

1 + 1 is not equal to a question mark.

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 0 points 11 months ago

1 + 1 = 2 * 0.999...