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[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 51 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

In English, it has to be any of the Contronyms. We have so many, and it really makes it hard for newer speakers to understand some things.

You dust a cake by adding powder, you dust a table by removing powder.
You seed a field by adding seeds, you seed a fruit by removing the seeds.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cleave is my personal favorite

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Almost as good as Greater Cleave

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

I hear that when a greater cleave consumes enough souls it becomes a Cleave Lord.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Seeded is, indeed, the most worthless of adjectives.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

My poppy seed bagel has entered the chat...

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Seeded is, indeed, the most worthless of adjectives.

... until someone uses 'literally' as an adjective; and in that moment you are enlightened.

[–] poweruser@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 months ago

Shelled and unshelled both also mean unshelled and shelled, respectively

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

"Rævsnerk"

Noun: That moist substance between your ass cheecks on a hot and humidity day when you haven't showered for too long.

Ræv = ass.
Snerk = that membrane-like substance that forms on top of soups and sauces that have been left in room temperature for too long.

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago

In English this is called swamp ass.

[–] RicoPeru@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

what language is that? that’s so interesting that there’s some very specific words out there that can’t be explained in other languages.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Norwegian. Middle-north dialect, to be specific

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’ll admit I read that as Middle-Earth dialect on first glance.

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[–] RicoPeru@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

awesome to see more people speaking norwegian, im trying to learn it a little because my mom has some norwegian ancestry :)

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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Flammable, Imflammble, and Inflammable.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

"imflammable" is not a word.

[–] GB19@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

it is if you try hard enough

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[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Inflammable and flammable mean the same thing? What a country!

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Those burn me up!

Ooops, time for my meds..

[–] superkret@feddit.org 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Klabusterbeeren
Klabusterbeeren are "berries" out of cotton and hair, which you can only harvest from your ass crack.
Also known as Winterkirschen (winter cherries).

[–] mub@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We call those Clag nuts or Dangle berries.

[–] BurntBlueberry@literature.cafe 5 points 2 months ago

I'm heard dingle berries, dingle like single

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[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

연패

Can mean "to lose multiple times in a row" (連敗) or "to win multiple times in a row" (連霸).

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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's not weird, and it's not my first language, but "equivocado" is one of the funnest words to say in the world.

[–] RicoPeru@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

i always think of avocados when i see it

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

... You're wrong :)

[–] drathvedro@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

Some Russian ones:

недоперепил: недо - not quite, пере - overdid, пил - drank. Sounds weird due to opposing suffixes, basically means "haven't drunk enough to get completely wasted", in my circles we use it to describe displeasure when the alcohol runs dry on events we've set to get wasted all along.

опердень: Due to how it's only used in professional circles and how language is structured, someone hearing it for the first time might think it's a word rooted from "пердеть" (to fart), and based on the suffixes assume it relates to some kind of creature that farts (or get farted) all over. But it's actually a shorthand for Операционный День (processing day) which is how finance guys call their banking software as it basically replaced said processing day in their work.

Same for "опсос" - sounds like "someone who sucks all over something" but is just a shorthand for "оператор сотовой связи" - phone service provider.

[–] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] davel@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ya can’t beat a superlative is what I always say.

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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The word 'weird' is pretty weird.

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

I like the idea that Shakespeare was looking for some uncommon word and remembered hearing 'weird' and running with it.

Thanks.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Fustigate and discombobulate are a couple of my faves.

[–] Fleppensteijn@feddit.nl 9 points 2 months ago

English speakers always seem to like mierenneuken: nitpicking, or literally, ant-fucking.

Or maybe fokker, meaning breeder (and a famous last name; and speaking of names, we have first names such as Fokko and Fokje).

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

'Zuignapje' -> a little suction cup to attach things to windows.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey, using any Dutch word is cheating!

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We can tie words together like you guys, but our consonant/vowel interaction is better

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[–] PandaDEV@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

„Chrüsimüsi“ belief me or not but it means chaos

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[–] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Scots - I like fannybaws.

(Vagina testicles)

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

This question has me bumfuzzled..

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 5 points 2 months ago

Worcestershire

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 5 points 2 months ago

am seltsamsten

[–] hossein@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Parangaricutirimícuaro.

[–] Moonguide@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

I think this is specific to my own neck of the woods, but the words "pija" and "verga". It can be used in a variety of different contexts and will mean anything between the bee's knees to absolute shit.

For example, "la mera pija/verga", literally "the very dick", means "the best"; while "la pija/verga" m, literally "the dick", means "the absolute fucking worst/incapable/incompetent". "Pijin" means rave, "pijeada/verguiada" means either a scuffle that ended with one side getting beaten very badly, or something that is very hard to do.

An example of the last one: "Darle pija a Malenia, Blade of Miquella, es pijeado", meaning "To beat Malenia, Blade of Miquella, is hard".

... Lots of phallic turns of phrase. But its usage probably isn't so different to the versatility of the word "fuck" in the english language.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

skookum. It's borrowed from, like, old Aboriginal trade language. It means "deal's done" - with its own hand-brushing gesture - but it also means "strong" or "resilient", I think.

And now it's almost a common 'Canadianism' -- if your Newfie buddy says " 'At's a skookum blow we gots, b'iys", you know there's a sad BC Ferry-tale on the way, and you're not getting Over tonight.

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