This man is in lust with himself
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He also wants to play with Bronny’s kids.
50 year old Bron could probably put up 12/5/5 on decent efficiency lets be real
50 year old Bron is basically prime Boris Diaw
50 year old bron is short Greg oden.
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No way not gonna happen.
Top 10 player and also the oldest player, let him be delusional
He’s 16. Not far off from being draft eligible
Dude LeBron James is not gonna be playing at 41 42 years old. He got this year and maybe next year left from my eyes. But I personally think it’s his last year this year and he’ll just announce summer time he retired.
Why not?
He is only out like this if he gets a freak injury.
LeBron is having a retirement tour like Kobe did, for sure. If he didn't announce right now, he is playing for at least 2 more seasons
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This hard asf. Imagine having your wife narrating a hype up speech for you that’s actually so cool.
I'm imaging a commercial with Jokic's wife instead:
Natalija: "They're talking about you again."
Joker: "Who?"
Natalija: "The Haters."
Joker: "The what?"
Natalija: "Haters, you know, the people who say you can't do it again."
Joker: "Do what again? Is baby OK? Why you call during horse race?"
Natalija: "I just want you to take the high road baby, don't believe them, don't let them get to you, those doubters, those hat--"
Joker: "I don't know who is, but why the fuck you call me during race? I go now."
Rocco: "Woof Woof motherfucker!"
still time to delete this chief
I think I'll leave this up.
That said, if you want to have a deeper conversation about my satirical implication that Lebron and Jokic are motivated by different things, and you think I'm totally wrong about that, we can talk.
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Ive never expected Haaland and Lebron's commercial together
He's gonna be 60 in the NBA just shooting lefuckyou threes every time.
Look at old school!
Gonna be great-grandfathered into the newest load management rules in 2040.
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ngl, i don't like lebron but that was a prettty cool commercial
You could just have said it was a cool commercial bro
if he keeps up his monthly shipments of HGH that won’t be a problem.
Need LeBron to join the WNBA to play with Zhuri
Not gonna lie, commercial gave me chills. But she also said "put up 38,000 points again" so take the Bryce line with a grain of salt I think
am i the only one who thinks Savannah James is a pornstar name?
Yes because its two incredibly common names.
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But I thought he was seriously considering retiring last summer
If Giannis can play with his bum ass older brother then this is not even a question
Man's gonna transition and play with Zhuri at this point. Old LeBron will still be the best player ever in the WNBA
Nah this shit hard
He’ll be an owner/player for the Vegas team like Jackie moon
Damn Savannah is a talent actor
HAALAND HAALAND
Bron is gonna be playing in a full body cast if he plays until Bryce is potentially drafted
It’s all a bit much now, ain’t it fellas?
Theyre gonna have to ask him to leave aren’t they? I dont mind him sticking around for a long time as a player but i feel like he needs to be gone for the league to have more focus on younger stars.
They can't force him to retire lmao
Lebron isnt bigger than the league
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I love the commercial but I just wish it wasn't for beats. I had one of their headphones, and never again for that price.
Appreciate him while he lasts.
Cavs draft Bronny, Heat drafts Bryce. Bron comes home, again and then takes his talents to South Beach...AGAIN
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The commercial should have separated Lebron and Harland. Didn’t match.
At what point do people have the HGH/Synthetic T convo … dude has dreams of playing with someone like 4 years from the nba. Cmon now lol.
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