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[–] Fickle-Goal-9760@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

This man is in lust with himself

[–] ErrForceOnes@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (6 children)

He also wants to play with Bronny’s kids.

[–] InternCautious@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (5 children)

50 year old Bron could probably put up 12/5/5 on decent efficiency lets be real

[–] No-Issue7336@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

50 year old Bron is basically prime Boris Diaw

[–] ClassicAd8627@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

50 year old bron is short Greg oden.

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[–] kasaan110@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] Resident_Frame@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Top 10 player and also the oldest player, let him be delusional

[–] AncientMarsupial3@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He’s 16. Not far off from being draft eligible

[–] kasaan110@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Dude LeBron James is not gonna be playing at 41 42 years old. He got this year and maybe next year left from my eyes. But I personally think it’s his last year this year and he’ll just announce summer time he retired.

[–] Wesley-Snipers@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

He is only out like this if he gets a freak injury.

LeBron is having a retirement tour like Kobe did, for sure. If he didn't announce right now, he is playing for at least 2 more seasons

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[–] Dildozer_69@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

This hard asf. Imagine having your wife narrating a hype up speech for you that’s actually so cool.

[–] InkBlotSam@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm imaging a commercial with Jokic's wife instead:

Natalija: "They're talking about you again."

Joker: "Who?"

Natalija: "The Haters."

Joker: "The what?"

Natalija: "Haters, you know, the people who say you can't do it again."

Joker: "Do what again? Is baby OK? Why you call during horse race?"

Natalija: "I just want you to take the high road baby, don't believe them, don't let them get to you, those doubters, those hat--"

Joker: "I don't know who is, but why the fuck you call me during race? I go now."

[–] PrawnProwler@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Rocco: "Woof Woof motherfucker!"

[–] peace2everycrease@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

still time to delete this chief

[–] InkBlotSam@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I think I'll leave this up.

That said, if you want to have a deeper conversation about my satirical implication that Lebron and Jokic are motivated by different things, and you think I'm totally wrong about that, we can talk.

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[–] junahn@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ive never expected Haaland and Lebron's commercial together

[–] TheWhisperingDeath@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Haha yeah.

But was a dope commercial tbh.

The King & The Viking.

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[–] Threeballer97@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (5 children)

He's gonna be 60 in the NBA just shooting lefuckyou threes every time.

[–] ErrForceOnes@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] pimpron18@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Look at old school!

[–] IanicRR@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Gonna be great-grandfathered into the newest load management rules in 2040.

[–] euphzji@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] 875ysh@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Will never not upvote these

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[–] McJumbos@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

ngl, i don't like lebron but that was a prettty cool commercial

[–] bradleynana@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

You could just have said it was a cool commercial bro

[–] csummerss@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

if he keeps up his monthly shipments of HGH that won’t be a problem.

[–] pineappleonthestack@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Need LeBron to join the WNBA to play with Zhuri

[–] cuteAlison@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Not gonna lie, commercial gave me chills. But she also said "put up 38,000 points again" so take the Bryce line with a grain of salt I think

[–] Dave_Autista@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

am i the only one who thinks Savannah James is a pornstar name?

[–] KiritoJones@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Yes because its two incredibly common names.

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[–] Nuggeteer420@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

But I thought he was seriously considering retiring last summer

[–] oshinla@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

If Giannis can play with his bum ass older brother then this is not even a question

[–] Yupadej@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Man's gonna transition and play with Zhuri at this point. Old LeBron will still be the best player ever in the WNBA

[–] AbbreviationsHot4482@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Nah this shit hard

[–] WordSpiritual1928@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

He’ll be an owner/player for the Vegas team like Jackie moon

[–] Critical-Adhole@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Damn Savannah is a talent actor

[–] 10LM10jerry@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

HAALAND HAALAND

[–] radikraze@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Bron is gonna be playing in a full body cast if he plays until Bryce is potentially drafted

[–] AcidofilusRex@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

It’s all a bit much now, ain’t it fellas?

[–] Poopcie@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Theyre gonna have to ask him to leave aren’t they? I dont mind him sticking around for a long time as a player but i feel like he needs to be gone for the league to have more focus on younger stars.

[–] Apprehensive-Tea-39@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They can't force him to retire lmao

[–] Poopcie@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Lebron isnt bigger than the league

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[–] S-Kotus@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I love the commercial but I just wish it wasn't for beats. I had one of their headphones, and never again for that price.

[–] Above-The-Rim@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Sensitive_Pizza6382@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Appreciate him while he lasts.

[–] LengthyNIPPLE@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cavs draft Bronny, Heat drafts Bryce. Bron comes home, again and then takes his talents to South Beach...AGAIN

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[–] Gr8WallofChinatown@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

The commercial should have separated Lebron and Harland. Didn’t match.

[–] C0nsistent_@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

At what point do people have the HGH/Synthetic T convo … dude has dreams of playing with someone like 4 years from the nba. Cmon now lol.

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