Shannon: We just gonna disregard Jordan lost his first 7-8 years? Cause Magic with a younger Kareem, spanked him everytime.
Skip: The Celtics called Jordan Jesus in sneakers.
Shannon: And they were spankin him. Why would you spank Jesus? Do Larry Bird know he can't get to heaven if he spanking Jesus, cause thats what was happening in the Eastern conference "womp womp womp". Bill Laimbeer, and Rick Mahorn "Womp Womp Womp" then Dennis Rodman says, Mahorn you're gone ? Thats alright, I'll take it over from here, and BUST HIM UP.
Skip: I think I'll get a show together with my childhood friends and we'll all just tell lies to each other
Shannon: Skip don't do that, there ain't no lies here.