DribbleKing97_

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Long story short, my sister married a punjabi man. We were at the wedding hall and of course lots of dancing and drinking. His family was great and such. I was arguing with his brother. I told him in a Shannon Sharpe voice "Aye. KD had Game 7 on his home court. Giannis didn't even knock. KD heard him walking, Giannis kicks the door down.. KEvin Durant looking through the peephole FORTY THIRTEEN & 5 in his house. My guy got Finals MVP in 2021 against your guy. He beat him in his house. How you lose in your house? They say a dog fight harder in his own backyard".

Well the ladies thought what I said was not nice I guess. Now his parents also did not like it.

 

Shannon: We just gonna disregard Jordan lost his first 7-8 years? Cause Magic with a younger Kareem, spanked him everytime.

Skip: The Celtics called Jordan Jesus in sneakers.

Shannon: And they were spankin him. Why would you spank Jesus? Do Larry Bird know he can't get to heaven if he spanking Jesus, cause thats what was happening in the Eastern conference "womp womp womp". Bill Laimbeer, and Rick Mahorn "Womp Womp Womp" then Dennis Rodman says, Mahorn you're gone ? Thats alright, I'll take it over from here, and BUST HIM UP.

Skip: I think I'll get a show together with my childhood friends and we'll all just tell lies to each other

Shannon: Skip don't do that, there ain't no lies here.

 

Skip Bayless said "Shannon you picked them, and they self destructed".

1st round: They swept KD and Kyrie. A team that the Bucks and other teams wanted to avoid playing in the 1st round. Smart even said they wanted to face them and did not want to duck/dodge no one and said they would eventually have to see them in the playoffs so they may as well just get them outta the way.

2nd round: No Middlleton for the Bucks but everyone else was there. Went to 7 games, and they won a Game 6 at Milwaukee who were still the reigning defending champs. Holiday did make big defensive plays in Game 5, but they blew them out in Games 6 & 7.

3rd round: They couldn't stop Butler when he had those big games, but managed to find a way to win. The Heat could have also made the Finals that year, they were also knocking on the door.

Finals: Now the first 4 games, we could tell that no team had the advantage. They came back from being down or something if I remember. Then JT just shrank I guess. How do they do all of that in the previous rounds, and just not show up vs the Warriors? Was it just based on experience, or maybe fatigue?

 

He has a real great physique, honestly he is like the taller version of Shannon Sharpe. Hes got all the muscles, and is super lean. No wonder they call him the Greek freak. Legit not sure why KD didn't muscle up like Giannis did.

 

Like D Wade for sure. He let Bron do his thing and did not worry about his stats or anything he cared more for the team. Honestly its like a guy and a girl. The guy always texting first not caring about his own emotions and EGO being hurt. We all gotta be like D Wade.

 

like by the way he talks and uses phrases and analogies. You should see his dating advice video on Youtube he says he was on many dates, and the ones who turned him down he made sure that they regretted it. How come he does not get fazed easily?

 

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