I now KNOW what Conservatives will do when they FINALLY get Epstein's BLACK BOOK!
Put the People on CURRENCY!
this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2025
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"Only those evil live to see their own likeness in stone."
I'm not surprised. Honestly I had wondered why he hasn't already tried this.
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Why stop there? Why not just call the whole country the United States of Trump?
/s
I can already hear one of those terrible Trump rappers like Forgiato Blow making a maga themed "it's all about the Donalds baby" parody song. And it would probably gets millions of streams too. Ugh.
Did Franklin own slaves?
Looks like I'll be buying American toilet paper after all! 😒
Good thing they already put the "TP" logo on there so I won't forget to wipe my ass with it.