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[–] YungOnions@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago
[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 20 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

It's going to take generations of scribes to decipher this moon speak.

[–] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 9 points 14 hours ago

They're saying that they were brought into the world without their consent and are forced to follow rules they never agreed to.

In principle it is a valid greivance, however they probably got a dui or a divorce or some other legal issue they see as unfair.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

I'm not entirely certain that our species has generations left.

[–] FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee 31 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

When your foot 🦶 touches the paper 📄 it transports you into a parallel universe 🌌 where your bank account 💵 is half of what it should be and you weigh 10lbs 🪨more. This is what they 👿 are taking from you 🤡! Changes are coming! Power to the peephole!

[–] MoistOwlette@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

~~peephole~~ peehole!

FTFY

keep posting these, these are good somehow, i couldn't come up with that myself.

[–] morgan_423@lemmy.world 19 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I'll take "What in the Actual Hell Are You Trying to Say" for $1,000 Alex.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 11 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

This is actually a straight forward explanation of what sovcits believe.

The fact that its Incomprehensible unless you dipped head first into the river idiot is a feature for them, not a bug.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Oh noez, they're going to "still" my inheritance?! Jumpin' jelly beans, Batman – we gotta do something!

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I could feel the brain cells dying as I read this.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Doesn't help that their spelling and grammar are shit.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 16 hours ago

If you spell the words right, they get control over you!