Star Trek memes and shitposts
Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
In light of what other's have been memeing ... it made me think.
If you became captain of a ship, what would your warp slogan be?
I think it's pronounced, " e-yeaw ".
The sound a wagoneer makes to get the horses going on a chuck wagon.
Allons-Y!
I know I'm beign a sourpuss, but I hate how much of a thing modern Trek has made this.
That's it. I'd say that every time.
Switch to secret hyperjets!
Well what do we've got on this thing? A Cuisinart?
Smoke it (then I light a blunt)
don't set off the smoke alarms
Just open an exterior window and wave the smoke out with your hand
Geniu-WOOSH
I would install drag strip start light aka Christmas Tree on the bridge.
It would use the sounds from Atari 2600 Pole Position.
The countdown starts when I say
'Computer, assume the position.'
I've always been a fan of "Make it Go"
But I think I'd prefer what someone else here said "don't wait for my order, just move when we're ready."
I wouldn't have one.
It honestly always seemed silly to me. Unless I told the helmsman to wait for some reason, they should just go as soon as they're ready. Why wait an extra moment just for me to say "go"?
That said, if it was some kind of required protocall, I'd pick a different silly term each time. Like "Banana Bread", "Pencil", or "Fuck off".
"Let's throw some coal in the boiler"
"Slap her fanny and make her jump"
"Suck it, physics!"
Crank it
Crank it to 11.
If I'm feeling jinky I might go with Let's get out of here Scoob.
Everyone start making 'vroom-vroom' noises!
"Let's Boogie, my dudes"
"Let's mosey"
Starboat go brrrrrrrr
"Begin!"
Make like a tree!
And get outta here
"Today, helm" would be fun every time there was someone new
Retreat!
Make spaceship go now.
Gaan met die banaan!