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I don't think anyone. If I had to predict the playoffs right now, here's what I'd go with:

• AFC Guaranteed: Chiefs, Ravens, Dolphins
• AFC Likely: Jaguars, Jets, and Browns
• AFC Possible: Texans, Bengals, Steelers, and Bills
• NFC Guaranteed: Eagles and Niners
• NFC Likely: Lions, Seahawks, and Cowboys
• NFC Possible: Rams, Vikings, Falcons, and Bucs

None of the 2 win or under teams look like threats. Giants are in a brutal division, Patriots are too and they're missing critical members on defense and have bad offensive skill personnel, Packers need to show they can play first half football, Bears QB situation and offensive play-calling is unreliable, Titans are already selling pieces, Broncos are about to start selling pieces, Cardinals don't have the talent on defense to stay in games, and the Panthers are somehow worse than everyone. The only 2-win team that might have a shot is the Chargers, but they need to get rid of Staley to have a chance. He's holding that defense back.

The Giants (No Bias)

None of them

Why are we in the picture lol, this is definitely not happening

I can see the Packers having a long shot, just by virtue of coaching and conference situation.

Not a 2 win team but Vikings are definitely winning their division and making playoffs. They’ve had a brutal schedule. 3/4 of their losses are to SB contenders

TB=Tom Brady=Tyson Bagent=Da Bears

It's great that a speaker of the Queen's English considers "Chargering" a word. Thanks to the remarkable cultural reach of the NFL, even Britons will forever associate fucking up with a certain So Cal sports team.

At least they won't be associated with San Diego. Your town appears to have dodged a bullet there.

"Tyson Bagent, who looks more like a Waffle House line cook than a starting NFL quarterback...".

I can see the shit eating grin on whomever wrote this line

New England Patriots.

!Remindme 2 months

The Bears. No one is running away with that division, they could make a run and get in. No other 2 win team has a chance just cause of division

It’s obviously the chargers. If you guys can’t imagine us making some wild end of season run to either barely miss playoffs or lose in the first round you don’t know ball. That’s a virtual lock.