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Man, I hope Germany gets out of their deal.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah honestly it’s pretty clear that nobody in the government right now understands how much of a watershed moment this is. We used to build the best shit, period. Now we build the best shit, except we’re fickle as fuck and the shit is also so complicated that there’s no feasible way to determine if we stuffed a kill switch in there somewhere.

[–] brot@feddit.org 2 points 7 hours ago

You don't need a kill switch. If you're flying F35 and the US decides to cut you off, you won't get replacement parts. Some repairs are only available in the US, so your fancy bird won't fly much longer

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network -1 points 15 hours ago

Inshittifination-building.

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Look at all those sexy canard !

😃 Eurofighter Typhoon

🤤 Gripen

🥹 Rafale

[–] tavostator@feddit.org 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Damn the Gripen looks so cool from that angle

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 1 points 38 minutes ago

gripen is just genuinely really cool generally

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

And look at those sleek lines, not like a certain obese US jet

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

sexy elf ears

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

To be fair, EF2k is one sexy plane, and you wouldn't want stealth when flying such a beauty. When you've got it, flaunt it.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 day ago

Don't like the Typhoon's air-intakes, the Rafale looks better (just ignore the fixed refueling probe).

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

now just figure out how to strap euromissile to it and put euronuke in that

[–] ik5pvx@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You know there's already all of that, yes?

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Frognukes all the way.

De Gaulle was right

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Blueprints fresh off the chatgpt-press:

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They're turning the fricken nukes gay now too!!!!

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

The nukes have all been gay the whole time. All the multiplying of particles in a nuclear explosion happens with homogeneous particles (all neutrons).

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

No, you see, euromissile that we have now is antitank weapon that you can fire out of eurocopter. There's many more of these things than ASMP-A or -R

[–] ik5pvx@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Off the top of my head: Meteor Iris-t Taurus Storm shadow Brimstone A bunch of naval missiles that I can't remember French equivalent of the above where they preferred doing on their own

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 21 hours ago

Euromissile was a company that after mergers and such is now part of MBDA

[–] erin@social.sidh.bzh 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

@skillissuer @ik5pvx I think SCALP launched from a rafale is a little bit overkill just for to destroy a tank 🤣

[–] ik5pvx@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Shhh .... Details....

(i mean HOT-2/3 missiles)