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If we MUST eat a entire bag of Oreos.

Which scenario is better?

  • Eat the entire bag in 30 minutes
  • Eat the bag slowly, and evenly throughout a day?

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[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

U bastard. U just reminded me I have a KitKat to eat. Do I eat the entire thing or spread it over the day?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is it already in the freezer and ready?

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[–] jet@hackertalks.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes! Both. And Second Kitkat

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Its one of those large blocks tho

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[–] BertramDitore@lemm.ee 17 points 2 days ago

Oh, we must.

If I had to choose between those options, I’d eat them slowly throughout the day.

But in reality, it’s two sittings: one row in the afternoon, and the rest at the unhealthiest of times, around 9pm.

[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No good story has ever started with, "I ate a bag of oreos over the course of a whole day. "

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure that's how MLK started his speech

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Probably why he had all those dreams.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're eating those as a treat, not for your health. You probably know the negative impact that sugar and trans fats have, so if you're going to treat yourself, I'd say make sure to make it count.

Do you get more overall pleasure from a little bit of enjoyment throughout the day or from a lot of enjoyment for a short amount of time? Maybe half now and half later or tomorrow? That's how I decide how to eat/do stuff that I enjoy but know can negatively impact my health if I over do it.

If you do want to make it less unhealthy though, try to make sure they're not the only thing in your stomach and rinse your mouth after you're done eating them.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Eat them right before a big, protein heavy meal. The sugar will stimulate insulin production which will help to process more of the protein. And then have a couple for dessert.

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[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

In a large bowl, combine 750ml of your closest booze and the Oreos. Use a potato masher to create a smooth yet chunky consistency. Best enjoyed naked while binge watching Bojack Horseman.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I only had a bottle of Listerine, but two birds, one stone. No need to go brush after now.

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

The mint will compliment it nicely. I love mint Oreos

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

Around here, we just call that "Sunday".

[–] fum@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is my eternal struggle, with any type of biscuit.

I try to not eat the whole pack in one day, so eat some then close the pack. But inevitability I go back later and finish the rest!

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 4 points 2 days ago

The struggle is real! Sugar is its own reward, and its own punishment.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee -2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

yeah i aint touching this question, eating disorders are a bitch and this is the kind of preoccupation that we gotta let go of

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Better to eat it at once. Your system can work away the high blood sugar level and then go back to normal.

If you create high blood sugar again and again, it is stressful for your pancreas all day long. Do that often and you will get overweight, and then diabetes.

[–] eatham@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Eat them all at once

[–] Solocore@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Probably across the course of the day parts maybe faster than others

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Just commenting to say I love this question and the genuine attempts at answers. I'm going to ask a dietitian next chance I get

[–] moitoi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

All at once so you can repeat it during the entire day.

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Better to not buy dry stale cookies.

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