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[–] boldstrategy@alien.top 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Help, how do I refund my Notts County season ticket, I wanted to see Swift play no 9

[–] Lack_of_Plethora@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Well if you buy a West Brom season ticket you can see Swift play as a 10 🤷‍♂️

[–] eeeagless@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Reedtz? Is that made up

[–] TheSingleMan27@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

At least it's a funny occasion for this statement, the last time our club had to denounce fake news was about our then fresh signing Ricardo Pepi getting peed on in the shower by our coach

[–] Barrie__Butsers@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait what. What did you do to our boy?

[–] Krizil26@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

It was just a joke on Twitter

[–] ImprovementAny1052@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I like to think this really happened because Pepi played for you like he was traumatized

[–] Alphabunsquad@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ImprovementAny1052@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

If thinking wasn't so hard for me :(

[–] Randomperson685@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Game's back

[–] reddevil9229@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

LMAO, the carefully worded tiptoeing to not incur the Swiftie wrath

[–] lavishlad@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

... you just missed like 25,000 references my dude

[–] cdbriggs@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Most of their wording used was really just cleverly done song references of her music

[–] GJJames@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Never believe anything until it’s been officially denied.

[–] appealtoreason00@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Swift to Notts County, here we go!

[–] prettybunbun@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Okay this is cute but can’t Taylor just buy them now? How much could it cost? 10 dollars?

[–] doswillrule@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Hey now, that's the oldest professional club in the world you're talking about. It'd be at least 20

[–] pencilled_robin@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Look what you made them do :/

[–] limbtz@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Too bad they're no London boys

[–] MisterBadIdea2@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah they really destroyed that Teenage Dream.

I don't really listen to her music

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[–] worotan@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

They’ve had to make a statement, you aren’t writing a Philomena Crunk sketch.

[–] Shadow_Ass@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Whoever wrote that statement deserves a raise

[–] IpschwitzTownFC@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

They kinda had to make this statement didn't they?

Nots Country is about pure total football. None of that hoofball, butterball, shove your shite Wrexham documentary up your arse, nonsense.

[–] 0pster@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Christ Taylor Swift is in every type of entertainment form right now

In the past week I’ve seen her in tv, movies, music, sports. If she releases a best selling book in the near future she’ll have covered everything

[–] DepletedMitochondria@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Very good PR team.

[–] MattJFarrell@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I heard she's lined up to take over for David Attenborough when he finally retires.

[–] W00DERS0N@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Get that bag.

[–] snypershot@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I doubt the owner wrote that. Some poor intern got that job

[–] Moist_Goat_41@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Whoever wrote this statement is deep in swifties world

[–] BendubzGaming@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

What a shame, Taylor could have taken Meadow Lane to New Heights

[–] mattijn13@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I do not understand how Taylor Swift is as big as she is. Absolutely massive.

[–] AngryGooseMan@alien.top 2 points 2 years ago

From my post history, you'll see that I'm primarily a metalhead

But I really like Taylor Swift. She makes good songs and is a genuinely nice person that does a lot for charity.

My one criticism of her is that she failed in bringing Ticketmaster down. Fuck those guys

[–] ambiguousboner@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah it’s so weird. She’s obvs hot but pretty generic looking, all the songs I thought were hers were actually by Miley Cyrus and other artists, and I’ve never heard of her as a female empowerment figure like Beyoncé

Yet she’s got this absolutely world dominating star power. Make it make sense. Is it the goat meme? Is that the cause of all this?

[–] sach223@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Kirsty-Blue@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Rare r/popheads crossover

[–] AverageAsukaFan@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Taylor Swift has come a long way since the rumors she was banging Sean St Ledger

[–] Andagaintothegym@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

This is going to be Trouble!

[–] FussyPickles@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

If she decides to have a kid, could we be 9 years away from Messi Swift?

16 years away from a Swift striker putting one into the net during the WC finals?

I'm just asking questions

[–] loyal_achades@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Taylor is friends with Blake and Ryan. Her buying Notts and having a rivalry with Wrexham would low-key be the funniest thing she could do.

[–] bananabread_173@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If she did and showed up at a game then the Notts fans watching on the telly would also endure what's happening to NFL fans in America... having to see Swift's face more than the game they tuned in for

[–] TheRealHamete@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Chelsea fans just realizing the missed opportunity...

[–] v4xN0s@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Well goodbye Chelsea, it has been a fun few decades, but now I am a Notts fan.

[–] nsoifer@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Is she going to fish Iyo Sky though?

[–] TheRealSlyCooper@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Dodged a bullet.

Swift's entire fandom is a genuine cult.

[–] Granadafan@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

A popular entertainer owning a lower level football club in the UK? That will never work out.

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