Help, how do I refund my Notts County season ticket, I wanted to see Swift play no 9
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Well if you buy a West Brom season ticket you can see Swift play as a 10 🤷♂️
Reedtz? Is that made up
At least it's a funny occasion for this statement, the last time our club had to denounce fake news was about our then fresh signing Ricardo Pepi getting peed on in the shower by our coach
Wait what. What did you do to our boy?
It was just a joke on Twitter
I like to think this really happened because Pepi played for you like he was traumatized
You’d like to think??
If thinking wasn't so hard for me :(
Game's back
LMAO, the carefully worded tiptoeing to not incur the Swiftie wrath
... you just missed like 25,000 references my dude
Most of their wording used was really just cleverly done song references of her music
Never believe anything until it’s been officially denied.
Swift to Notts County, here we go!
Okay this is cute but can’t Taylor just buy them now? How much could it cost? 10 dollars?
Hey now, that's the oldest professional club in the world you're talking about. It'd be at least 20
Look what you made them do :/
Too bad they're no London boys
Yeah they really destroyed that Teenage Dream.
I don't really listen to her music
They’ve had to make a statement, you aren’t writing a Philomena Crunk sketch.
Whoever wrote that statement deserves a raise
They kinda had to make this statement didn't they?
Nots Country is about pure total football. None of that hoofball, butterball, shove your shite Wrexham documentary up your arse, nonsense.
Christ Taylor Swift is in every type of entertainment form right now
In the past week I’ve seen her in tv, movies, music, sports. If she releases a best selling book in the near future she’ll have covered everything
Very good PR team.
I heard she's lined up to take over for David Attenborough when he finally retires.
Get that bag.
I doubt the owner wrote that. Some poor intern got that job
Whoever wrote this statement is deep in swifties world
What a shame, Taylor could have taken Meadow Lane to New Heights
I do not understand how Taylor Swift is as big as she is. Absolutely massive.
From my post history, you'll see that I'm primarily a metalhead
But I really like Taylor Swift. She makes good songs and is a genuinely nice person that does a lot for charity.
My one criticism of her is that she failed in bringing Ticketmaster down. Fuck those guys
Yeah it’s so weird. She’s obvs hot but pretty generic looking, all the songs I thought were hers were actually by Miley Cyrus and other artists, and I’ve never heard of her as a female empowerment figure like Beyoncé
Yet she’s got this absolutely world dominating star power. Make it make sense. Is it the goat meme? Is that the cause of all this?
The gay intern popped off
Rare r/popheads crossover
Taylor Swift has come a long way since the rumors she was banging Sean St Ledger
This is going to be Trouble!
If she decides to have a kid, could we be 9 years away from Messi Swift?
16 years away from a Swift striker putting one into the net during the WC finals?
I'm just asking questions
Taylor is friends with Blake and Ryan. Her buying Notts and having a rivalry with Wrexham would low-key be the funniest thing she could do.
If she did and showed up at a game then the Notts fans watching on the telly would also endure what's happening to NFL fans in America... having to see Swift's face more than the game they tuned in for
Chelsea fans just realizing the missed opportunity...
Well goodbye Chelsea, it has been a fun few decades, but now I am a Notts fan.
Is she going to fish Iyo Sky though?
Dodged a bullet.
Swift's entire fandom is a genuine cult.
A popular entertainer owning a lower level football club in the UK? That will never work out.