Yeah, of we could just stop importing food from the USA, that would be greaaaaat
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And that’s basically it!
You go first Mr RFK Jr
'Murica, I swear you guys really need a slapping.
Please invade us. We need help
Genius.
That’s just about got the whole zeitgeist sewn up.
Anyone have the quotes handy on how they want to destroy the country and rebuild as feudal kingdoms?
I knew he was just a huge shill for the reptile egg shadow industry. Before you know it, all US omelets will be made from factory-farmed sea turtle eggs.
“The way we raise birds now, there’s not a lot of genetic variability,” Hansen said. “They’re all the same bird, basically.”
What is the stance of the department of agriculture on the bird flu?
Do you want another pandemic? Because that is how you get another pandemic.