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Mountain Goats Addicted To Human Urine To Be Evacuated Or Shot At Olympic National Park (2018)
(allthatsinteresting.com)
The mountain goats have been harassing hikers because they are attracted to the salt in human sweat and urine. When the goats see a human, they basically see a walking, talking salt lick.
I would be a standing, silent salt lick.
"Licking Humans for their Salt" could be an alright Mountain Goats song. I have confidence in Darnell's writing prowess!
I only came here to understand why they airlift goats barrel full of monkeys style.