MeatPilot

Wasn't as cute in the 1500's.

"Dress for your day!"

Dutch behavioral biologist Maarten 't Hart, hired by Herzog for his expertise with laboratory rats, revealed that, after witnessing the inhumane way in which the rats were treated, he no longer wished to cooperate. Apart from traveling conditions that were so poor that the rats, imported from Hungary, had started to eat each other upon arrival in the Netherlands, Herzog insisted the plain white rats be dyed gray. To do so, according to 't Hart, the cages containing the rats needed to be submerged in boiling water for several seconds, causing another half of them to die. The surviving rats proceeded to lick themselves clean of the dye immediately, as 't Hart had predicted they would.

Holy shit.

Changes in construction standards to increase hole ownership has lead mice to cut corners to increase holes and maintain profits from hole renters.

We have to consider the hole lords bottom line.

I want wealth to become Batman.

No scrotum, no hair, no bumps. Closest shave you can get.

"What happened we dropped out of warp, report!"

"Sir, something moved the mouse"

Keywords.

Flash my piece - white in the face - fuck - real quick

What Founding Fathers would have to say.

"Did you not read all 'men' are created equal. That did not include slaves or women."

I get shit all the time for trying to challenge the status quo. I know for a fact everyone will be happy once I'm gone. I'll be happy once I'm gone.

Unfortunately I work in dystopia USA and am a corpo whore for healthcare because I have a family to support.