I bet Darmstadt wish there was a forfeit option in football

Thomas the first goal of the season⚽️💪😍🥰🤩

Great game to pad some stats. Bring Tel in then!

Ok I'm starting to feel bad for them.

Bring on tel and let him statpad I beg

Good mentality, even if they play with less men

Oh my fucking god😭😭😭 Harry you beast!!!

KANE FROM DISTANCE

GOAL OF THE SEASON

I hope there was no hand in defence

Holy shit , from his own half !

What the actual fuck. Was that behind the half way line?

Wooowww.

What the actual fuck

Sané top 10 world atm

What the actual F*?

this game’s so stupid i just can’t anymore

WHAT IS THIS?!

3 goals in the like 7 minutes I've been watching.

What a fucking missile of a goal

This is bullying

Thomas goal...can I be any happier???

Thomas ❤️

Müller!! 👏🏻😂

If we play better, I think Kane could break Lewy record

Tuchel halftime talks need to be studied

Dude, we are fucking balling!!!

500!

Finally some good subs from Tuchel too. I’ll forgive the dogshit first half for that

WHAT THE FUCK, HARRY

Kaneeeeeeeee holy shittttttttttttttt

We have chosen violence in the second half and I love it.

KANE

KANEEE

LMFAO. WE HAVE THE BEST FUCKING 9 IN THE GALAXY, I CANNOT LOVE YOU ENOUGH HARRY. WHAT A GOAL.

Just playing with our food now.

HAHAHAHA HARRY GOAT KANE

HAHAH YES!!

Harry been watching the Beckham doco on Netflix

the good old strikers instinct kicking in

WOW

YABADABADOO

oh my oh my oh my.thrashing done correctly.oooooooooof.goal stands in m heart

This match cannot be real lmao

being a goalie on the receiving end of this situation must be a nightmare

Thomas muller only needed 5 mins to prove himself

Where’s the guy that said Muller 1 goal 1 assist 😂

That Musiala-Maz connection has been interesting

Tuchel held the team at gunpoint at halftime they’re playing for their lives