Hurtelknut

English commentator:

"Here is Gimli Coman"

Gala - United is such a fun match. This group was perfect.

Fan zone activities aren't really a thing here, I'm afraid. Most people go there, possibly grab a bite and - much more likely - a beer and either chat outside or go straight to the stands. Unless you're a hardcore fan there isn't a whole lot of reasons to go there for longer than an hour before kickoff.

I like Choupo, but can we just let him go for free so Tel and Müller get a chance to play some fucking football?

This is bizzare. Has Tuchel lost his mind?

I hate the football we play

Tuchel really watches Choupo for 83 minutes and thinks "yup, that's the best we can do up front"

Tel must feel like an absolute idiot

It's so unbelievably boring

He's the 2nd best shooter of all time, too

Did anyone really claim that KD isn't the best shooter on that team?

Don't forget that in a yearly anonymous players' poll he's been named as the worst ref in the league every year since 2016.

"One of the greatest refs in NBA history"