Another classic:

Hint: :q!
Sister communities:
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1. Follow the site-wide rules
sudo in Windows.Please report posts and comments that break these rules!
Important: never execute code or follow advice that you don't understand or can't verify, especially here. The word of the day is credibility. This is a meme community -- even the most helpful comments might just be shitposts that can damage your system. Be aware, be smart, don't remove France.
Another classic:

$ man woman
No manual entry for woman
Linux knows the importance of consent / If you're not one already, Linux can't help you understand /
$ sudo touch woman
You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
You want me to do what now?

(Sudo, the cat.)
Ah, I see you've got the new hardware implementation of netcat.

termux?
Yes.
Baby don't hurt me
Donβt hurt me
No more

When testing for permissions, I still giggle over trying to execute βtouch thisβ then being told βcanβt touch thisβ
That's only because you didn't ask it as an admin.
SUDO whoami should return "God."
Are you Odysseus or smth?
π₯²
24601!
oh no Linux don't say it again
My name Is Nobody (Il mio nome Γ¨ Nessuno)

Linus wouldn't sugarcoat it either.