this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2023

1 points (100.0% liked)

Soccer (Closing)

157 readers

1 users here now

This community is being retired in favor of !football@soccer.forum.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

communick@soccer.forum

rglullis

Post Match Thread: Bayern Munich 8-0 SV Darmstadt 98 | German Bundesliga (alien.top)

submitted 2 years ago by suedney@alien.top to c/main@soccer.forum

61 comments fedilink hide all child comments

#FT: Bayern Munich 8-0 SV Darmstadt 98

Venue: Allianz Arena

Auto-refreshing reddit comments link

LINE-UPS

Bayern Munich

Manuel Neuer, Kim Min-Jae, Matthijs de Ligt (Mathys Tel), Alphonso Davies (Frans Krätzig), Noussair Mazraoui, Jamal Musiala (Aleksandar Pavlovic), Joshua Kimmich, Konrad Laimer (Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting), Harry Kane, Leroy Sané, Kingsley Coman (Thomas Müller).

Subs: Bouna Sarr, Daniel Peretz, Sven Ulreich.

^____________________________

SV Darmstadt 98

Marcel Schuhen, Klaus Gjasula, Matej Maglica, Christoph Klarer (Thomas Poppler Isherwood), Fabian Schnellhardt (Mathias Honsak), Tobias Kempe (Emir Karic), Marvin Mehlem (Bartol Franjic), Fabian Nürnberger, Matthias Bader, Tim Skarke, Luca Pfeiffer (Christoph Zimmerman).

Subs: Alexander Brunst-Zöllner, Oscar Wilhelmsson, Jannik Müller, Fraser Hornby.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

4' Joshua Kimmich (FC Bayern München) is shown the red card.

21' Klaus Gjasula (Darmstadt) is shown the red card.

38' Matthijs de Ligt (FC Bayern München) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

41' Matej Maglica (Darmstadt) is shown the red card.

45'+2' Substitution, Darmstadt. Christoph Zimmermann replaces Luca Pfeiffer.

45' Substitution, Darmstadt. Mathias Honsak replaces Fabian Schnellhardt.

49' Matthias Bader (Darmstadt) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

51' Goal! FC Bayern München 1, Darmstadt 0. Harry Kane (FC Bayern München) header from very close range to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Noussair Mazraoui with a cross.

56' Goal! FC Bayern München 2, Darmstadt 0. Leroy Sané (FC Bayern München) left footed shot from very close range to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Konrad Laimer.

60' Goal! FC Bayern München 3, Darmstadt 0. Jamal Musiala (FC Bayern München) right footed shot from outside the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Harry Kane following a set piece situation.

62' Substitution, Darmstadt. Bartol Franjic replaces Marvin Mehlem.

62' Substitution, Darmstadt. Emir Karic replaces Tobias Kempe.

64' Goal! FC Bayern München 4, Darmstadt 0. Leroy Sané (FC Bayern München) left footed shot from outside the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Kingsley Coman.

65' Substitution, FC Bayern München. Thomas Müller replaces Kingsley Coman.

66' Substitution, FC Bayern München. Frans Krätzig replaces Alphonso Davies.

69' Goal! FC Bayern München 5, Darmstadt 0. Harry Kane (FC Bayern München) right footed shot from more than 35 yards to the high centre of the goal. Assisted by Thomas Müller following a fast break.

69' Fabian Nürnberger (Darmstadt) is shown the yellow card.

71' Goal! FC Bayern München 6, Darmstadt 0. Thomas Müller (FC Bayern München) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the high centre of the goal. Assisted by Noussair Mazraoui with a cross.

72' Substitution, Darmstadt. Thomas Isherwood replaces Christoph Klarer.

76' Goal! FC Bayern München 7, Darmstadt 0. Jamal Musiala (FC Bayern München) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Thomas Müller with a through ball.

77' Substitution, FC Bayern München. Mathys Tel replaces Matthijs de Ligt.

77' Substitution, FC Bayern München. Eric Choupo-Moting replaces Konrad Laimer.

77' Substitution, FC Bayern München. Aleksandar Pavlovic replaces Jamal Musiala.

top 50 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] ComradePoula@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

AS Adema 149–0 SO l'Emyrne

I assume this holds the record for most goals in one half. But I think this might get the record for the top 5 leagues.

Edit: record for most goals in one half

[–] norrin83@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Finally a typical Bayern game again. Struggle a little in the beginning and then just slaughter the opponent and don't stop when they're already dead.

[–] that-isa-madeup-name@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Anyone who watched able to recap how neuer looked in his comeback? Also 3 straight red cards in first 40 minutes lol wtf

[–] simplsimonmetapieman@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Only 8?

[–] shaka_bruh@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Tuchel-ball has been unconvincing but I’ll say that he’s brought a lot of stability and structure to the team.

[–] IICastawayII@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Gr8 stuff

[–] 3xavi@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Not the bayern-Darmstadt game we expected, but I'm really happy anyways

[–] DevilsOfLoudun@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

welcome back captain

[–] toprahmen@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

No extra time? Cowards

I feel bad for Damestadt, defending against this offense with two men down is just tough. But man, that was fun

[–] NumberHunter1@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Red card in minute 4 and you still win 8-0. That is a Bayern Munich moment if I've ever seen one.

[–] Fouace@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Well that was entertaining.

[–] suedney@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

and someone was trying to argue with me yesterday that the bundesliga is more interesting than the 2. bundesliga...

what is this scoreline...

[–] Luuigi@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

8 goals in one half must at least be close to a record as well

[–] NoFrillsCrisps@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Imagine being down to 10 men in the 5th minute and then going on to win 8-0.

[–] rinkuuuuuuu@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

average Bundesliga match, nothing out of the ordinary to see here

[–] MarchTownResident@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Müller gets 2 assists and a goal off the bench. Man what a legend.

[–] ComradePoula@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Neuer didn't score.

Sack Tuchel right now

[–] Kireba2@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Dows anybody know which Bundesliga team scored the most goals in a single half. This has to be it right?

[–] BaneForPresident@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I was gonna say this is surely a record for most goals in a single half but there's probably some lower league team like bolton that had like 12 goals in one half some 40 years back

[–] nutelamitbutter@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Muss Spaß machen

[–] Tsubasa_sama@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

What on earth happened here...

[–] wjdbfifj@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

The fact Kane has 12 goals in 9 games and he still isn't top scorer in the BL is incredible

[–] Stubborn_Shove@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

A reminder that this game was 0-0 after 50 minutes.

[–] OnlyWatchdog_ManStan@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I was watching the Classico.
Broski, are you telling me this all happened in one half?!

[–] shadoowkight@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

How can you be so shit

[–] Hawk-M@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

7 goals in 25 minues 😳

You know what, 2. division isn't that bad, could be worse

load more comments (2 replies)

[–] Durim_The_Shattered@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Least chaotic Bundesliga game

[–] xhandler@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Anyone with knowledge of records for most goals scored in one half?

From anything from Bayerns own record to European club football as a whole?

[–] SkimGaming@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

cAnT bAyErN pLaYeRs EvEr PaSs ThE bAlL tO kAnE?

wild game, very important for our mentality.

Kimmich hopefully learns his lesson now. Although I doubt he will

[–] ciabass@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

And people really are suppose to treat Bundesliga seriously...

[–] Alive-Ad-4164@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Kane is unstoppable

[–] benificialart@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

It could’ve been at least 10 as well

[–] SodyumLityum@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I don’t even know how can we resist against this Bayern team. They are beasts.

[–] Spikeyspandan@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Motm: Kimmich.

Couldn't have done without his sacrifice.

[–] Insanel0l@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

2nd half fc again lol

Also Kane is the best striker itw right now and Sané is actually top 3 at his position lol

[–] iampueroo@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Bayern got a red card in the fourth minute and still played the majority of the game a man up. #JustDarmstadtThings

[–] Hot_Craft_8752@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Crazy thing is: we missed a few good chances in the second half

[–] Caleb35@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

What the absolute fuck was that EDIT: is Harry taking the ball home with him?

[–] JustHerFor_TheMemes@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I don't why, but the fact alone that there was stoppage time made me laugh my ass off

[–] Solonik2094@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Slaughtered

[–] AthleticAsthmatic@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I love Kane so much that I want Spurs to win the league

[–] wonderful_mixture@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

1st half: wtf so many red cards

2nd half: wtf so many goals

[–] DSThresh@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

[–] no-change@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Leroy Sane is a whole different player now, world class.

load more comments (1 replies)

[–] emize@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

It was a close game until it wasn't.

[–] Icy_Cycle_9065@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Is Darmstadt a hated team in Germany? I've seen a lot of bad comments about them

[–] Banzboi@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Oh well close enough

[–] DickerDave@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

This was a very fun game. First half with the madness of 3 straight red cards, second half with 8 goals.

[–] LUMINAT1X@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

That was brutal, self-inflicted red cards but Bayern were just so good, very tough to watch…

[–] birdsword@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not that it’s super-useful, but Kane’s 9.8 fotmob rating I think is the highest I’ve ever seen.

load more comments (1 replies)

load more comments