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The only explanation I have is that Haaland hasn`t showered in over a week and United`s players just can`t stand next to him.

[–] Imsosaaad@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

None of the United players even try to go for the ball… they don’t care

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[–] HelpMeSum1Help@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Haaland passed on a hat trick. Also, what the hell was going on with the marking

[–] Caleb35@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

City might be slightly better

[–] csyrett@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

How. Many. Passes??????

[–] DesertRL@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

the last 10 minutes have been like a fever dream, United players just standing there as we run rings around them

[–] Verozoue5@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Evans just ball watching lmao

[–] TheOneKane@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago
[–] IsItSnowing_@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Hopefully people can find shirts of this small team

[–] Hoodxd@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Let's not mark Haaland and let's not track Haaland

[–] banana-is-apeeling@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Holy fuck how many passes before that goal?

[–] Farouqnowomarlater@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Onana lonely out here man

[–] LilUziMan@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

He’s one of our ownnnnnnnn

[–] punindya@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Man, the UAE bought referees just can't stop helping us! Smh my head

[–] GabeN18@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

UTD is fucking shit wtf

[–] Killamanjar@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I love keepers who refuse to catch and hold on to the ball. They make it so much more interesting!

[–] pythongooner@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Rodri just strolling through their defense

[–] DrNormandy@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Jonny Evans one of the defenders in the premier league.

[–] LowSnow2500@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

We deserve everything

[–] D1ffOne@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

United so fucking useless, thanks for the 3 points and 3+ goal difference.

[–] Chxkn_DpersRtheBest@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

And some people here claim Haaland isn’t a “good footballer”

[–] AJ7123456@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Johny evans was sleeping

[–] diabloXvintage@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Great build-up to that goal

[–] ShadySingh@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Ok that 'Before you' gesture by Haaland was pretty cute tho

[–] DonaldoTrumpez@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

What was Evans doing

[–] Moist_Dark_7976@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Rodri just makes football look so easy man, him and Silva have been immense.

[–] Opera_Phantom@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Check Halland vs Evans movement when Rodri shoots.

[–] _major_fuckin_tom_@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Just need to give Ten Hag a few more years and 300 million.

Trust the process

[–] L0laccio@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago
[–] jahapahaoajao@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

How many passes was that

[–] Ilikesporks_@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

haaland assist and foden goal? i've seen this somewhere before...

[–] citymanc13@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Foden and Haaland scoring again in the derby🤩 Pure Blue Poetry

[–] P_Alcantara@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Rooney in shambles.

[–] Maluvius@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Never tell Erling Haaland he can't give assists, what a great striker. Knows the defenders will block his shot, so he's smart enough to assist Foden. What a player

[–] pashk1n@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

hope ETG stays for a long time, this is pathetic

[–] CrazyIntrovert2023@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Ten Hag tenure over?

[–] dohhhnut@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Ten Haag is bald for no reason, no football knowledge in there

[–] Bifito@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Evans would rather watch football than play it, your job there was to mark Haaland lmao

[–] CentralFLSubyBoy@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Pellistri in shambles! Hahaha he’ll only find one shirt today.

[–] HeIIbIazer23@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

HOW MANY TIMES WILL YOU LEAVE HAALAND ALL ALONE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???

[–] TheDepartment115@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

HOLY FUCK Haaland

[–] RainDMask@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Fucking boring twats!

[–] _cumblast_@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Manchester is turning bluer by the day.

[–] SanctusXCV@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

There’s a gap between these two teams

[–] Moist_Dark_7976@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Nice of Ten Hag to Wake up the Man city Machine.

United are abysmal.

It'll be Ars-City-liverpool title race.

[–] ThotCountySheriff@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Calling it schoolboy defending would be an insult to schoolboys

[–] SpiritedSuccess5675@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago
[–] Coolica1@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How many passes were in the buildup?

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[–] HeIIbIazer23@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I didn't know it's "don't mark Haaland whatsoever" day.

[–] Papamje@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

What is this marking?????

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