The only explanation I have is that Haaland hasn`t showered in over a week and United`s players just can`t stand next to him.
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None of the United players even try to go for the ball… they don’t care
Haaland passed on a hat trick. Also, what the hell was going on with the marking
City might be slightly better
How. Many. Passes??????
the last 10 minutes have been like a fever dream, United players just standing there as we run rings around them
Evans just ball watching lmao
so easy
Hopefully people can find shirts of this small team
Let's not mark Haaland and let's not track Haaland
Holy fuck how many passes before that goal?
Onana lonely out here man
He’s one of our ownnnnnnnn
Man, the UAE bought referees just can't stop helping us! Smh my head
UTD is fucking shit wtf
I love keepers who refuse to catch and hold on to the ball. They make it so much more interesting!
Rodri just strolling through their defense
Jonny Evans one of the defenders in the premier league.
We deserve everything
United so fucking useless, thanks for the 3 points and 3+ goal difference.
And some people here claim Haaland isn’t a “good footballer”
Johny evans was sleeping
Great build-up to that goal
Ok that 'Before you' gesture by Haaland was pretty cute tho
What was Evans doing
Rodri just makes football look so easy man, him and Silva have been immense.
Check Halland vs Evans movement when Rodri shoots.
Just need to give Ten Hag a few more years and 300 million.
Trust the process
🤣
How many passes was that
haaland assist and foden goal? i've seen this somewhere before...
Foden and Haaland scoring again in the derby🤩 Pure Blue Poetry
Rooney in shambles.
Never tell Erling Haaland he can't give assists, what a great striker. Knows the defenders will block his shot, so he's smart enough to assist Foden. What a player
hope ETG stays for a long time, this is pathetic
Ten Hag tenure over?
Ten Haag is bald for no reason, no football knowledge in there
Evans would rather watch football than play it, your job there was to mark Haaland lmao
Pellistri in shambles! Hahaha he’ll only find one shirt today.
HOW MANY TIMES WILL YOU LEAVE HAALAND ALL ALONE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???
HOLY FUCK Haaland
Fucking boring twats!
Manchester is turning bluer by the day.
There’s a gap between these two teams
Nice of Ten Hag to Wake up the Man city Machine.
United are abysmal.
It'll be Ars-City-liverpool title race.
Calling it schoolboy defending would be an insult to schoolboys
GAME OVER
I didn't know it's "don't mark Haaland whatsoever" day.
What is this marking?????