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The only explanation I have is that Haaland hasn`t showered in over a week and United`s players just can`t stand next to him.

None of the United players even try to go for the ball… they don’t care

Haaland passed on a hat trick. Also, what the hell was going on with the marking

City might be slightly better

How. Many. Passes??????

the last 10 minutes have been like a fever dream, United players just standing there as we run rings around them

Evans just ball watching lmao

so easy

Hopefully people can find shirts of this small team

Let's not mark Haaland and let's not track Haaland

Holy fuck how many passes before that goal?

Onana lonely out here man

He’s one of our ownnnnnnnn

Man, the UAE bought referees just can't stop helping us! Smh my head

UTD is fucking shit wtf

I love keepers who refuse to catch and hold on to the ball. They make it so much more interesting!

Rodri just strolling through their defense

Jonny Evans one of the defenders in the premier league.

We deserve everything

United so fucking useless, thanks for the 3 points and 3+ goal difference.

And some people here claim Haaland isn’t a “good footballer”

Johny evans was sleeping

Great build-up to that goal

Ok that 'Before you' gesture by Haaland was pretty cute tho

What was Evans doing

Rodri just makes football look so easy man, him and Silva have been immense.

Check Halland vs Evans movement when Rodri shoots.

Just need to give Ten Hag a few more years and 300 million.

Trust the process

🤣

How many passes was that

haaland assist and foden goal? i've seen this somewhere before...

Foden and Haaland scoring again in the derby🤩 Pure Blue Poetry

Rooney in shambles.

Never tell Erling Haaland he can't give assists, what a great striker. Knows the defenders will block his shot, so he's smart enough to assist Foden. What a player

hope ETG stays for a long time, this is pathetic

Ten Hag tenure over?

Ten Haag is bald for no reason, no football knowledge in there

Evans would rather watch football than play it, your job there was to mark Haaland lmao

Pellistri in shambles! Hahaha he’ll only find one shirt today.

HOW MANY TIMES WILL YOU LEAVE HAALAND ALL ALONE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???

HOLY FUCK Haaland

Fucking boring twats!

Manchester is turning bluer by the day.

There’s a gap between these two teams

Nice of Ten Hag to Wake up the Man city Machine.

United are abysmal.

It'll be Ars-City-liverpool title race.

Calling it schoolboy defending would be an insult to schoolboys

GAME OVER

How many passes were in the buildup?

I didn't know it's "don't mark Haaland whatsoever" day.

What is this marking?????