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Davante must be a criminal because he's stuck in the prison known as the Raiders. Someone bail him out please.

I truly don't think there is a more fitting team for Maxx Crosby than a team called the "Raiders". Even his name just feels like a fucking raider.

Raiders players take turns getting to be the one pushing on Jimmy's tush when they run that

Don't ever trust Michigan

the whole NFC North is a shit show

Adams ain’t coming out of that locker room after half

Jimmy heading to half 3/8, 31 yards, INT, 9.9 rating.

This is peak male performance

People thought we were good for once LMAO. Forever a bottom 3 team in the league

What was with the multiplication symbol in the score going into commercial?

Crosby looks exactly like a Raiders player from the 70's.

This has to be the grayest game in NFL history

Block in the back by that Lion almost paralyzed my man.

Crosby totally looks like a raider

absolutely hideous tattoo

I just wanna say there's tallboy snack packs now. like 60% more puddin'. this is how kids get hooked on the sauce.

Jacobs got like 50 yards on that drive holy shit

See if the Raiders looked at the Lipns play book it would've said "you've run the ball and gotten to the end zone, now throw it"

Man our d line is just burnt

I don’t give a shit if we win this game. The fact that we are not stomping a hole in them is frustrating. Stop with the cute plays. Stop with the nonsense.

What’s an NBA in-season tournament?

McConaughey is looking nuttier than that squirrel these days.

2ND QUARTER NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 27

2ND QUARTER COMMERCIAL TIME: 9:32

TOTAL NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 49

TOTAL COMMERCIAL TIME: 16:37

Beat run blocking I’ve seen all year.

Think McDummy figured out that you have to ride your horse in Jacobs, or will he revert to thinking Jimmy G. is TB12 and keep trying to pass, pass, pass his way to a W??

I want drunk joe buck and Troy aikman to commentate the five nights at Freddy’s movie

Need a response here with The Raiders starting with the ball in the 3rd

Oh yeah? Well our guy gets lots of pressures. Those are cool too, right?

Holy shit

Raiders: hmm, Garoppolo can’t make mistakes if we don’t let him make decisions…runs 20 times in a row somehow down the whole field for a TD

Lions: shocked pickachu face

Can't wait for 100 posts about Jacobs in our sub after this game

how big a hit does the Lions hype train take if they lose tn?

More field goals!

Come on lions

why are the commercials for this game and the world series in sync?? so annoying

Heaven and Hell getting a lot of airplay.

Hope Ben Johnson took notes on that Raiders TD drive, that’s how you call plays in the redzone

that’s, uh, a regrettable tattoo

Lions fans in here are dumb as fuck. Grabbing the jersey is never a horse collar

Is Vegas worth visiting if you’re only marginally interested in gambling?

Refs selective hearing on timeouts now?

Remember when everyone said we had a shitty draft?

LETS GOOOO

That’s not a horse collar

Jersey is a horsecollar?

Lions treat Jamison Williams like he’s a gadget guy. Dude should be getting tons of targets a game. Passing offense should flow through St Brown, LaPorts and Williams.

I gotta say, the blue for the Lions is popping. Looks like it should be on a 1967 Shelby Mustang

Y’all were ridiculous about the way Campbell played that. He called the timeout at the optimal time.

LaPorta WIDE the fuck open.

That's close to being game. Detroit just needs one more field goal in order to score more points than our O has scored in any game this season.

Who gets the ball first in the 3rd? I missed the beginning