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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 7 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Lmfao Jesus Christ that's not eugenics that's

What is that?

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[–] TripleIris@lemmy.wtf 7 points 5 days ago

I could not possibly be more surprised by anything. You could tell me that the sun is hot and that would be more surprising to me than this.

[–] Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

Yes, he does ketamine out in the open other drugs behind the scnes

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[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I will only refer to him as "The inseminator" from now on

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

He's the person in that SVU episodes where the lawyer is obsessed with impregnating woman, but doesn't take care of them

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[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 5 days ago

an article by david gilmour

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