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Make Bash Great Again!! (lemmy.ca)
submitted 4 weeks ago by Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] sfled@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Psst, covfe.fe is available. Pass it on.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Ways to easily spot that this is fake:

  • not all letters are in CAPS
  • too much punctuation
  • message is too clear and not confusing enough
  • no racism
  • no scapegoat
[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

If I ever get through a Trump tweet and can follow the logic, it's not him writing it

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Ban USB devices! Only support USA devices!

[–] martinb@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

Do not give them ideas

[–] Notso@lemm.ee 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Elon Musk replied: "That's crazy. Has someone looked into this?"

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 2 points 4 weeks ago

"Hmm"

[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

trump has raised tariffs to china up to 245%. programmers want him to raise them by another 11% so that the crisis solves itself.

[–] sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Make BASH born again

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Bourne…

[–] CausticFlames@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Born Again Bourne Again SHell..

BABASH is arriving

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

BABASH includes the following changes from bash:

  • The kill command has been replaced by baptise and exorcise. baptise prevents a program from spawning a daemon, and exorcise terminates daemons.
  • All quoting must be annotated with a bible verse number
  • Due to manpage shenanigans with touch, touch has been renamed to exalt. Attempting to access the manpage for touch will be reported.
  • Using pipelines will no longer do clean up for the user
[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)
  • mount is supplicate
  • rev is now reverence
  • head is divine
  • tail is divination
  • gawk is peer
  • man is saint
  • systemd is a-system
  • join is marriage
  • If you have any questions or remarks, take them to god in prayer. We will pray for your forgiveness
[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

If you want the joke decoded:

-e return immediately for some failed commands

-u throw an error for unset variables

-s non functional

-a everything is marked for export

[–] tazeycrazy@feddit.uk 2 points 4 weeks ago

Are those exports tariffed?

[–] MetalMachine@feddit.nl 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I honestly think he would post something like this

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think Donald Trump knows what a bash script is.

[–] Lightfire228@pawb.social 1 points 4 weeks ago

That's the only reason i don't think this is real

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

and remember to remove # rm -france / 2> /dev/null

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I had to run this as a sudo, what does it

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

it’s in the name.. it removes france