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I don't say this much but that is actually a good idea, considering the amount of people that live very lonely and isolated lives. Maybe this can help some people to talk, enjoy another's company, etc. Maybe. Everything else the effing internet and tech companies tried only managed to push people apart...
Except that it gives predators an easy way to be alone with drunk women. I wouldn’t trust Uber’s security checks.
sure, it's nice to do something about loneliness. Makes me think of human libraries, where you can borrow a human to have a talk with. But please, let's do these things voluntarily and not for profit. There's something nasty about "I'm only willing to speak to you if you pay me".
Isn't that a japanese thing? With cafes where you go to talk with a person?
But back to the subject at hand.
I could see this as a way to get someone's help to take some groceries home or some large object a single person can't, as it is too akward to hold alone.
Or as a personal guide or to have company to go to/through somewhere someone does not feel comfortable.
Is uber not profitable?
Hilariously unprofitable. They even came up with creative accounting to show how, despite never being profitable they may turn a profit if you don't count their debts and losses.
Never has been Earth astronauts gun meme
No, but fr Uber is a masterclass in creative accounting and strategic acquisitions for further creative accounting.
Their whole business model is "wait for self driving and then $$$" as they'll no longer have to pay anybody.
For the first time, I saw a car with Uber stickers in my country. Wanted to peel them off, but I also don't wanna get in a fight over it. Pretty sure it'll mostly be used by foreigners because the local alternative has several years of advantage and is also a multinational now.
Why?
friend, if i gotta burn down shit while facing forced disappearance to el salvador, you'd better be peeling the corporatists' stickers off cars to protect your local alternative
Friend, I live at least 7 timezones away from you. I appreciate you burning shit down, but the people who voted the orange fascist into power are your friends and family, not me.
America is so large that it's very possible that person has no friends or family who voted for trump at all. I know I don't.
There can be entire communities that know of no one that voted for the opposite candidate. That's what helped feed the "stolen 2020 election" narrative. Some truly think that Trump should have won in a landslide because "No one I know likes Biden, how could he have won?".
rent a girlfriend?
Dude there’s probably a business in that. People typically just get hookers for that weird situation where a rich powerful man has to go to an event and bring a plus one, and he can’t find a woman who doesn’t hate him so he has to rent one by the hour.
Make it an app. Fuck it. Lets let the business majors ruin that too.
there have been many attempts but unfortunately the evangelicals control the banks/payment processors so it hasn't happened
This would be legitimately amazing.
Is this real? I wouldn't be surprised
Nah, just a meme.
Did not expect Uber entering to pimp industry.
so that you can google map together?
i assume, if this were real, which it isn't, the idea would be that everyone on the app has to pass a background check, so if you're walking through an unfamiliar neighborhood and you're a class of person who has reason to fear walking alone, you'd have someone there with you to help you be just a little more safe. obviously not as good as an actual trusted friend, but for certain people in certain situations, better than nothing
A lot of people can pass a background check that you wouldn't want to escort your daughter.
No different than getting in an Uber or taxi for that matter, except it's harder to escape a car on the highway.