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[–] PurpleGameBoy@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago
[–] tehWrapper@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
[–] wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

3 speaks to me I like 😋😋

[–] auginator@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Number 5, as a backup 2. Edit: I feel like 2 is too fat and 5 is too narrow. Somewhere in the middle.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

of the ones losted? 2. However, have you considered wood fork?

[–] death_to_carrots@feddit.org 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Depends on the weight for me.

All those with cupped handles look light and need the cupping for structural support, but 5 is thick in the right way. The head is wrong, though.

All heads are wrong for me. Either to long vor thick. And 1 is to rectangly.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 3 months ago

The real answer is... chopsticks!

[–] astrsk@fedia.io 2 points 3 months ago

5 because the handle isn’t a fucking nightmare and won’t be distracting to eating but also I have that exact set and only use the larger ones unless I am forced to use the smaller ones. I picked the set for these reasons.

For mouth comfort 5

[–] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

What am I eating? Spaghetti is different from steak which is different from peas

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The pointy handle on number 3 is OFFENSIVE

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[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

5, obviously

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

2 would be the closest I'd consider to being ideal. The handle kinda looks like it sucks tho.

Ideal would be the head of 2 with the handle of 5.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

None of them are usable. If I had to take one, number 3. All the others are a sin.

Edi: I must agree with others though, that the handle of 3 is very bad. Still, the shape of the head is more important to me.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
  1. But I'd still grab 5 just to watch the world burn.
[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
  1. Every other choice is wrong.
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

Some of y'all don't know about the yogurt test and it shows! 4 is the only correct answer.

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