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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 7 points 44 minutes ago

2 its just right

[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 8 points 49 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 0 points 40 minutes ago

Nah just two all round

[–] figjam@midwest.social 4 points 33 minutes ago

Also team 2

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 3 points 22 minutes ago* (last edited 22 minutes ago)

Wooden chopsticks. Metal is too loud to eat with, plus I'm clumsy enough to end up biting the fork and hurting my teeth.

I do like playing with forks though! Some heavier and more angular shapes, like 2, tend to have a really nice balance to them though and are satisfying to twirl in my fingers while I'm working on something.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 26 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Apostrophe catastrophe.

Oh, there are forks: #2.

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 hour ago

This is exactly what I thought, and in the same order.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 1 minute ago
[–] recentSloth43@lemmy.world 2 points 5 minutes ago

Definitely 2. All other answers are just plain wrong.

[–] fushuan@lemm.ee 4 points 50 minutes ago

My partner has ADHD and autism and they swear by 5. That's IKEA's cheap fork and in our house I'm forced to use all the other forks (which are better so whatever). In their words: "all the other ones are too pointy". I don't fucking know.

[–] UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz 1 points 12 minutes ago
[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 1 points 12 minutes ago

It's a trick question, they're all bad.

(I have autism)

[–] reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 14 minutes ago

Neurodivergents*

[–] TastyPancakes@lemmy.world 1 points 16 minutes ago
[–] ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world 2 points 50 minutes ago

Those all look horrible, mine's better, it kinda looks like it has the head of #2 and body of #5

[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 hour ago

2 but 3 would do as a second tier choice if 2 was dirty.

Also whoever said the tines of 2 and the handle of 5 is correct.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Why would this not apply to neurotypicals? seems to me that most people would have at least a slight preference

[–] Comrade_Spood@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 hour ago

My guess is neurodivergents tend to be more militant in our preferences because the factors that affect the choice weigh a lot heavier on us. Like how loud crowded areas aren't really pleasant for anyone, but it can be down right crippling for neurodivergents because of how severe the over stimulation is.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 21 points 3 hours ago (5 children)

I'd pick 5 but none of these look all that comfy

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Wow we are so different. I don't even want to be in the same room as 5. I like the edges to be straight straight straight like a hitscan ray no bend tyuuuuu ^^

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[–] tehWrapper@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago
[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

of the ones losted? 2. However, have you considered wood fork?

2 if I’m cutting with a knife, 3 for cake, 5 for pie, 1 for a shitty salad bar salad just for the nostalgia, and 4 for that hard to reach spot between the shoulder blades.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 1 hour ago

The real answer is... chopsticks!

[–] death_to_carrots@feddit.org 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Depends on the weight for me.

All those with cupped handles look light and need the cupping for structural support, but 5 is thick in the right way. The head is wrong, though.

All heads are wrong for me. Either to long vor thick. And 1 is to rectangly.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 hours ago
[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

Definitely not 5 because it looks like it's trying to be a spoon, but you can't eat soup with a fork (well, technically you can but it'd take a long time).

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 11 points 3 hours ago

My fork is the correct fork. None of these are my fork.

In the event of a fork loss, any of these forks could become my fork after a period of time, probably about a month or so until it felt right.

[–] WeaselOne@lemmy.world 41 points 4 hours ago (6 children)
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[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

It probably says a lot about me to be able to articulate this, but it's 100% 3 because of the way the head has a low flare leading to a high taper. The others are all way too flat or round, save for 1, but it's out because the spaces between the tines terminate too high.

And no, I don't have a reason for this, it's entirely based on how I feel about forks.

[–] YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Absolute madlad!

[–] sirimeow@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I don't like any of them

[–] lennee@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 6 points 3 hours ago

1 - the tines on it are plenty long and it's narrower than most of the others

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I like 1.

5 is one of the worst things ever created

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

All of them have a flat handle. My personal preference is for a cylindrical handle. Heavier and easier to hold. Flat cutlery that looks like it was stamped out of sheet metal won’t do at all.

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[–] Novamdomum@fedia.io 28 points 4 hours ago

Clearly its the tines of 2 and the handle of 5. Anything else is madness.

My reasoning is quite simple. The tines on the No.2 fork are longer than the others. Long things are often associated with quality, status and refinement (Long fingers, long lashes, long legs etc.). The extra length suggest dexterity and precision.

Conversely the comparatively stubby tines of the No.1 fork would likely suit a toddler or an adult who isn't allowed near pointy things without supervision. Similarly the tines of the No.5 fork suggest that this utensil was born wanting to be a spoon but then was made into a fork at the last minute. This hypothesis is further supported by the rounded end of it's handle which would suit a spoon rather well.

Numbers 3 and 4 forks are usually, in my experience found in establishments where you help yourself to cutlery from big pots with grubby labels marked "SPOONS", "KNIVES" and "FORKS".

Now to the handles. Although the tines of the No.2 fork are pleasing, it then lets itself down with a handle that widens to the point of absurdity. Perhaps the thought was that it would help the extremely aged keep a firm grip while spooning tapioca past loose dentures.

So a cleaned up fork made from an amalgam of the refined tines of No. 2 fork and the pleasantly rounded handle of No. 5 are the only option for any adult with reasonable dexterity.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

5, 1, 3, 4, 2 but I don’t actually like any of them. I want the smallest functional fork available (generally around 15cm/6”)

[–] dorumon@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

I'll pick 1 as it looks the comfiest and I hate big forks.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

People who choose 4, are you doing okay? It's okay to seek help.

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[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago

1 looks decent.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 17 points 4 hours ago
[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 hours ago
  1. The other handle shapes look awful
[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 76 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Handle of 5 + the fork of 3

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