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“What was he convicted of?” someone asked.

“He had tattoos on his body,” she replied triumphantly.

“Hey, smartass!” shouted a woman in her sixties, jumping to her feet. “You want to see my tattoo?”

“Lady,” the Trump supporter said. “You don’t know what a tattoo is.”

“Yes I do, I’ve got one!” the woman shouted, tapping her chest.

The Trump supporter dismissed her with a wave of one hand. “I’ve had enough of you Democrats,” she said.

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[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Heavens to Betsy!

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 70 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Imagine believing that the best days of the US are ahead of you...

I'm sure improvements will be made, but the United States is dying, thanks in large part due to the cancer that's rightwing propaganda networks

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 29 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

Honestly, I don't want the United states to be a thing anymore. It is time for the nation to break up, so that people can choose what sort of government they want to live in. In my case, I would like something modeled after European socialism. I am sick of Fascist America dragging down my state with its evil and stupidity.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 14 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

The problem with that plan is that you get an outwardly fascist neighbor with no guardrails at all. Yes it will burn itself out eventually but before that it's going to be just as much of a problem as when it was states.

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[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Not sure what you mean by European socialism, but you do NOT want the socialism that was attempted in eastern European countries.

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[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Good luck with that. Honestly.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 3 points 6 hours ago

That about sums it up. There are no obviously good options for the situation, so we are all left to gamble on a guess and a prayer that things work out.

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[–] Cocopanda@futurology.today 9 points 10 hours ago

If I ever get diagnosed with a terminal disease. I know what I’m doing before I go out.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 163 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

"Everyone that disagrees with me is a Democrat"

[–] Soulg@ani.social 68 points 14 hours ago

Not only that, but Democrats by default do not matter and shouldn't be considered at all.

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[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 points 6 hours ago

I'd PPV Nana Slap Fight Championships.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 47 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The leopard’s are gonna be obese by the summer.

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 145 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

You'd think farmers at least would understand the relationship between what you sow and what you reap.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 33 points 10 hours ago

They never have to think about because they use migrant labor

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[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 38 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

He had tattoos on his body? I keep mine in a drawer in the shed.

[–] D_C@lemm.ee 26 points 12 hours ago (6 children)

Ok, hear me out.
David Beckham has tattoos on his body AND is an immigrant. Therefore he must be a part of the ms13 gang and should be deported. It's the only thing that makes sense!!!!!

I've also heard Dolly Parton has tattoos...

[–] KMAMURI@lemmy.world 16 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

How many cops have gang tattoos in 'murica? The internet tells me a good deal of them do.

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I’ve also heard Dolly Parton has tattoos…

Tattoos or ta-tas?

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[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 7 points 11 hours ago

I heard Beckham was part of Bend de Aragua

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[–] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 76 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

This country is so fucked.

[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 48 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

They never should have shot that gorilla.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

That's when we entered the worst timeline.

[–] HeyMrDeadMan@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Right? I.swear this is all some butterfly effect, parallel universe, quantum leap bs from that exact moment.

[–] el_bhm@lemm.ee 5 points 11 hours ago
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[–] array@lemm.ee 197 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

“That man is a criminal,” she declared of Garcia.

“What was he convicted of?” someone asked.

“He had tattoos on his body,” she replied triumphantly.

MAGA morons are the bottom of the barrel

[–] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 31 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (4 children)

Im trying in my head to make that response of "he had tattoos on his body" less stupid than it is, but cannot come up with a scenario where someone would get tattoos anywhere else.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You're focused on the word, "body", when the one that makes the difference is "on".

If he had tattoos in his body, it would be ok.

It's just a bit more difficult to find a tattoo artist who is willing to work on the inside.

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[–] seejur@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Trying to get into magas heads is a bit like entering the Kaiju minds: dangerous with extensive psychological side effects, and to be avoided

[–] match@pawb.social 10 points 10 hours ago

Surely he'd be more of a criminal if he had tattoos on someone else's skin

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 11 points 11 hours ago

There are no more dangerous gang tattoos than the ankle dolphin or butterfly tramp stamp

[–] catloaf@lemm.ee 52 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

This is almost exactly word for word what happened at work today.

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[–] ryrybang@lemmy.world 237 points 20 hours ago (6 children)

The stupidity of some people in that article is jaw dropping.

Also, if they shout at each other now, just wait for the SSA, Medicare, and Medicaid cuts that make hearing aids too expensive for rural boomers.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

As if MAGAts are sufficiently self-aware to admit they need hearing aids.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Specifically boycotting anything that comes from Iowa would be a great trade policy for our former allies to adopt

[–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Boycotting stupidity? How would that even work?!?

[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 64 points 16 hours ago

Studies show that two out of every three Trump voters are just as stupid as the third one.

[–] derry@midwest.social 92 points 19 hours ago (9 children)

Grew up near Iowa, can confirm a lot of stupid people who think they're smart.

[–] amorpheus@lemmy.world 53 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

And they all vote. (credit to George Carlin)

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 25 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Just a matter of time before conservative media finds a suitable scapegoat. They'll get a wall of "Transgender Mexican ISIS stole the last bits of New Deal social contract" news articles for six months and come out more rabid than when they started.

This isn't merely "Iowans are uniquely gullible", either. The toxic nature of modern media is everywhere. And it produces as many Eric Adams Democrats as Donald Trump Republicans.

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 143 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

I’m sick of you democrats and your *checks notes* due process under the law.

[–] CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee 37 points 16 hours ago

I’m sick of you democrats

The utterance of someone so desperately grasping at straws because she can't make an actual argument about the things she's parroting from the TV so she relies on logical fallacies to shut down the argument completely.

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[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 78 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Iowa was improving in the 90s, improving in the 2000s. They were blue then.

Now I hate going back, it's not the same state I grew up in. Abortion billboards and porn stores, same as the bible belt now.

The state is not improving but they don't care anymore, long as the right people (like me) get hurt.

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