this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 58 points 2 months ago

Fake: there's no way Anon goes to bed before midnight

Gay: Anon gets off to Japanese balls

[–] reallyzen@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm reporting you to Jesus

[–] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

That's a lot of oddly shaped balls to see on one page

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Uuuh.. Can anyone give me some TP ? Made a mess

[–] remi_pan@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

I now want to play Alex Kid in Miracle World.

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 3 points 2 months ago

Didn't even link to paheal smh...

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

People have multiple dreams but mostly only remember the last one.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 14 points 2 months ago

I find it helps to first dream a container dream, then dream all your dreams from within there. Your brain won't automatically open it to separate them out.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 months ago

anon really, really likes japanese rice balls.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well, on the plus side OP will find it much easier to live out his wildest dream than he would if he had normie dreams.

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

I was thinking he meant the vtuber then i looked at the pic.. hoo boy..

[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Serious answer, the stress. Combined with maybe it having been a bit. There are lots of smaller factors that may or may not have been present too. Sleep position, blood flow restriction, restless legs... lot's of little things that can add up.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Well to be fair lots of guys have got off using a donut