Don't worry, just inject bleach! It worked last time. /s
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Donald and HHS: A1 said fake news. This is Obama’s fault.
Not now
This is literally the worst possible time for it to happen. If you think global trade and prices are fucked right now then just you wait.
This Week in Virology talks a bit about this at the 10min mark TWiV 1214: Clinical update with Dr. Daniel Griffin
Episode webpage: https://www.microbe.tv/twiv/twiv-1214/
Media file: https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/twiv/TWiV1214.mp3?dest-id=25528
Also worth bookmarking the CDC summary... For as long as it's up. https://www.cdc.gov/bird-flu/situation-summary/index.html
Thankfully the US has a president who is deeply experienced in pandemic management and bringing society together in common cause so I should manage ok. 😭
I'm sure he's busy issuing orders and preparing a response plan (to blame Joe Biden).
This time it’s Obama’s fault.
Red counties first.
COVID2 Electric Boogaloo
How to prepare for this shit again? I guess I can start by storing some masks, and a lot more food.
Any advice or thoughts? I can work from home fulltime, and grocery deliveries is possible.
My recommendation is to honestly just do what we did during covid. The government likely won't be enforcing anything this time so we're probably gonna be on our own. Also I recommend stocking up on things asap. We're already having supply chain issues and it's gonna get infinitely worse if or when this pops off.
I live in Norway, so the government will do everything in it's power to protect its citizens probably. Like it did during COVID.
Theres no supply chain issues here currently either. During COVID pretty much everything was available besides acceptably priced GPUs
Ah I'm American so I'm probably just gonna die lol
If you get the flu just attend the next Trump rally you can find and cough as much as possible
Typhoid Mary 2: MAGA Boogaloo
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The best thing to prepare is to not be fearful and to not panic.
I suggest that everybody protest against factory farming and participate in boycotts. Call lawmakers and regulators to take direct action against these companies and their dangerous practices (and hold them responsible).
If you pitch it as a wall around the farms, that the farms will pay for. You might have a shot.
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Uh oh... Please don't tell me I was correct about another pandemic...
How the hell would anyone know
I wasn't expecting my bingo card to fill up so fast.
A lot of innocent people would die, but there could also be some big Ws if you know who and crew all kicked the bucket by dying due to the virus or ODing on bleach and ivermectin early, rather than after four years. Thumbing our noses at mother nature by slashing health departments and the WHO contributions are just asking for trouble.
Can’t wait for the “that’s gay and fake” crowd to act like nothing is happening and if it is it’s Klaus Schwab’s fault.
How does this site charge $29/month for a subscription? That’s insane!
They need to justify their name
BINGO!!! what did I win?
Chicken dinner
A cookie