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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 43 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Real answer is probably that they'd be used in addition to trees, designed to fit in places unsuitable for a tree.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 days ago

This. Trees (especially large ones) are a pain to irrigate properly, might not be drought-resistant, grow very slowly until they reach their full potential at removing CO2, interfere with infrastructure that we humans are used to (piping, electricity, telco), roots break up pavements, branches can be a hazard after storms, fruit might attract rats, ...

I'm very much pro trees (despite what I've listed in the first paragraph), but I'm sure there are places in cities where you can't plant trees but could put up algae tanks.

If you understand German (specifically Austrian dialect) you might like this podcast episode about challenges and methods to overcome them in the context of greenery in the city of Graz:

Simple Smart Buildings: Bäume in der Stadt

Webseite der Episode: https://podcasted3e6b.podigee.io/153-baume-in-der-stadt

Mediendatei: https://audio.podigee-cdn.net/1742586-m-9ecab280e580cd07f75c83ed9379b970.mp3?source=feed

TL;DL of this episode: it's not as simple as "just plant more trees".

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Trees don’t create shareholder profits

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

useless pests they are. who cares that they provide free shade, free oxygen, free beauty for all to enjoy. Fucking commies.

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[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Has the manufacturer even calculated how much energy is needed for production and how long it will take for the corresponding CO2 emissions to be amortized?

We are living in strange times...

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[–] DimFisher@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Keep in mind that tree roots can brake through anything

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[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 24 points 3 days ago

trees are not as profitable

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Insert random copypasta about biotech breakthrough that turns water and CO2 and nutrients into sustainable building materials which sounds like space age technology but it's just trees

[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (4 children)

All these braindead silicon valley tech bros trynna reinvent existing solutions to problems in very expensive and unnecessary ways, marketing it as "revolutionary" and "groundbreaking"

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[–] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Alternative in what sense?

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[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I would support legislation that mandated these be used around the highest carbon emitting facilities. Maybe a few very well designed structures (algae tanks) in very densely populated cities.

These would be in no way a replacement for trees in a community but, I could see forcing the corporations to use them. Such as those that must pollute because, they can not manufacture these products without polluting.

[–] Madrigal@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You can’t charge a subscription fee for trees.

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

People really like vandalizing trees, diseases exist, and they are less efficient carbon sinks

Like how we found it’s better to feed cattle seaweed than grass but nobody wants to because it’s different

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Carbon sinks? Dude, people are planting trees in cities for the shade.

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

This just makes me think it’s an aquarium that needs to be cleaned.

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