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[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

It ain't called git-hub for nothing. The social network for gits. How else are they supposed to behave?

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

From someone in computer networking classes: "I don't use GitHub. This is too complicated" Like bruh. The instructions are right there in the readme.

There's also the time where we were asked to read temperature from a sensor, and everyone went straight to chatgpt. Meanwhile, first search result, full repo with full noob instructions.

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The next generation of script kiddies is going to be iPad babies. It’ll be interesting to see, since the majority can’t use anything in tech unless it’s an app.

We built computer labs in schools, to teach kids how to use computers. Then we decided computers are ubiquitous enough that we didn’t need computer labs anymore. And now we have an entire generation that doesn’t know how to use computers, because they use their phones and tablets for everything instead.

[–] dan@upvote.au 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I saw a tweet that said something like "It's amazing that somehow we were only able to produce a single generation that knows how to properly use computers" and now it lives rent-free in my head.

[–] htrayl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Meh, maybe 10% of a single generation at most know how to use computers. Technically savvy millenials vastly overestimate how technically savvy other millenials are.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago
[–] Roderik@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He eventually found the executable by Googling for it online and is now part of a botnet.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Happy ending then I take it

"why doesn't this python command line script have an executable ui?"

[–] savvywolf@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

TBF, they could probably make the "releases" page more prominent rather than having it buried in all the "code" stuff.

[–] Flipper@programming.dev 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You guys realize this was on a joke community, right? Most of the original comments missed it too...

[–] MonkCanatella@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

r/github is a joke community?