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Didnt Hojlund play for CPH some 18 months ago or something?

Mr CL

CL merchant

Garnacho you greedy twat

Had genuinely forgotten what it’s like to be 2 goals up.

CL music is different gravy for H_____ds

Bros a different breed in the ucl

“Im Hojlund and i score in UCL games”

lol get a life bro

We’re coming for Ronaldo’s 17 goal record

champions league tap in merchant. my fucking king

The mini-dance celebration is hilarious

Keeping Utd in Europe is Copenhagen's cunning plan.

He is the greatest Champions League player of all time

garnacho needs a haridryer thrown at him for that shot

He should be passing that 100 percent !!!!

Can we play in the Theatre of Nightmares every week?

5 in the CL 0 in the PL, make it make sense

Wtf is Garnacho doing?

I fucking love this guy

FUCKING AV IT

SHOVE THAT UP YOUR HOLE YOU SHIT PUNDITS

He's bagging a hat trick tonight, i can feel it

Mr UCL

Looks like we've got ourselves a gem here. Big, quick, strong but most importantly seems to be developing that poachers instinct at a young age.

Utd on the counter have serious weapons with Garnacho / Hojlund / Rashford, a lot of pace there

Man’s allergic to the Premier League.

Højlund SO close to scoring a hattrick immediately after.

Are Garnacho and Hojlund really that fast or København defenders that slow?

He wants to give Nicolas Jackson a run for his money for -potentially- the worst hattrick ever.

bruhhhhhh

You can't treat your old club like this, Rasmus.

So this is what it feels like to have a good striker.

Bro think he Ronaldo only showing up when it matters in the CL

It's beautiful. More please.

Garnacho is a wasteman🤣🤣🤣bro you could get some g/a too bro no need to be greedy

He turns into prime R9 to spite his brothers, as is tradition

Vi er så fucking dårlige

In the Premier league this definitely goes to VAR for something random

My man genuinely is just Mr. Champions League only.

Bet they’ve slipped that banner out the back door into the skip by now

Morata and Holjund are the top scorers in the CL

2 tap ins I’m on my knees. This is the equivalent of 2 30 yard bangers as a united fan

RASMUS "WHAT THE FUCKS A DENMARK" HOJLUND

Mr Champions League

CL goat, if only he got these chances in the league

Garnacho should have passed but we take it

I’m naming my first born Rasmus.

Kids gonna single handedly win the CL

Other than Onana, this is a full Ole lineup + Eriksen who Ole wanted. And other than Holjund, who is the difference between 0-0 and 2-0

This is only the beginning. Get in lad!