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[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 24 points 18 hours ago

“Mr President, do we really need to drain the swamp? Me and some buddies and our families still enjoying a regular paddle in there.”

[–] yumpsuit@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago
[–] nul9o9@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 18 hours ago

This is a reverse eaten onion for me, wtf.

[–] WatDabney@sopuli.xyz 13 points 19 hours ago

I propose a new term - "malscurrocracy" - government by evil clowns.

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 6 points 17 hours ago

I didn't realize Rock Creek was considered so polluted.

At least it isn't as bad as the Anacostia River

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 12 hours ago

I mean that's certainly on brand.

Maybe they had a bear steak BBQ for afters?

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I hope he enjoys the full experience.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 2 points 16 hours ago

“I love it!” -Frank Dreben

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

did they cool off with a nice refreshing glass of rancid raw milk?

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