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Billy Ripken?
I affectionately refer to my garbage can as Desmond Ridder because it helps me get rid of things. And Desmond Ridder isn’t very good.
Fuck it, here's one horrible QB insult pun for every team:
Josh Fallen
Tua Turnsdaballova
Mac Gones
Aaron Oddgers
Lamar Jacksoff
Blow Burrow
Deshaun Wat
Kenny Pickett? Yes, he can!
CJ Frowned
Lardner Minshew
Trevor Nawrence
Nil Levis
Russell Won'tson
Patrick Mahomeless
Jimmy Marcoppolo
Justin Sherbert
Ack Prescott
Daniel Nones
Jalen Squirts
Sam Owell
Justout Fields
Jared Goof
Jordan Loveless
Kirk Bruhsins
Desmond Shidder
Bryce Dung
Derek Belowparr
Baker Mayyield
Claytoutof Tune
Matthew Staffordpinto
Brock Turdy
Peeno Smith
Matthew Shaftturd
Diontae Dropson
Wak Pickscott
Sack Prescott
Wak
Any other Facebook level insult you can think of
Donte Moncrief was Donte Concrete on account of his brick hands
Kenny kitten mittens and najee “concrete shoes” harris
The best I’ve heard is still when Bruce Arians called a struggling rookie DJ Humphries “Knee-deep” because that’s how far his foot had to be up his ass
DJ never really got over that one lol. But he did improve a lot since then
I realize it’s not a pun and I didn’t read the whole post, whoops
When Tillery got the unnecessary roughness on Herbert everyone was calling him Crooked Tillery.
Fat Nagy
Sleepy Joe for Burrow
calling Dak by his actual first name Rayne is always fun
Todd Bowels
I always say Kenny Picksixett to my buddy and he hates it
people been calling MVS, Applebees, cause most games he'll get 2 for 20, but I don't feel like that one's original.
My favorite mean nickname is Smelly Pitts.
Deandre Droppin Hopkins
It's not based on the player himself; just whenever I threw to him on Madden there was a 50% chance he'd drop it
Mash eberflush
Joey Bozo
Zilch Wilson. I wanna root for him to have a comeback story but it's what I call him on his down games.
Love Stafford, but Stat Padford is a classic nickname
Fat Rand (Randy Bullock).
Ocho Stinko (Chad Johnson)
All i can think of for the Bengals
I saw Marvin Jones called Nothing Bundt Drops earlier this season (him and his wife own a nothing Bundt cakes I Believe)
Our DC - Steve Wilkes Booth for assassinating our defense
I just say Art the Fart because I like saying it. I would like to hear an interviewer call him that or at least hear them say something like, "Reddit calls you Art the Fart. How do you respond?"
Zack Loss when he was on the bills
Tom shady
Karen Rodgers