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What would be your most creative puns for nicknames. For example, Zach Wilson aka Zach Milfson. I'll start.... as a Chargers fan..

Kellen Moore aka Kellen Less

Brandon Staley aka Brandon Stale

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[–] guywastingtime@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

McFuckFace has been around a long time and we all know who that is.

[–] Milomilz@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Billy Ripken?

[–] MUTUALDESTRUCTION69@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I affectionately refer to my garbage can as Desmond Ridder because it helps me get rid of things. And Desmond Ridder isn’t very good.

[–] VariousLawyerings@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck it, here's one horrible QB insult pun for every team:

Josh Fallen

Tua Turnsdaballova

Mac Gones

Aaron Oddgers

Lamar Jacksoff

Blow Burrow

Deshaun Wat

Kenny Pickett? Yes, he can!

CJ Frowned

Lardner Minshew

Trevor Nawrence

Nil Levis

Russell Won'tson

Patrick Mahomeless

Jimmy Marcoppolo

Justin Sherbert

Ack Prescott

Daniel Nones

Jalen Squirts

Sam Owell

Justout Fields

Jared Goof

Jordan Loveless

Kirk Bruhsins

Desmond Shidder

Bryce Dung

Derek Belowparr

Baker Mayyield

Claytoutof Tune

Matthew Staffordpinto

Brock Turdy

Peeno Smith

[–] Milomilz@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Matthew Shaftturd

[–] Sached9728@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Diontae Dropson

[–] adonis958@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Wak Pickscott

Sack Prescott

Wak

Any other Facebook level insult you can think of

[–] Temporal_Enigma@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Donte Moncrief was Donte Concrete on account of his brick hands

[–] SnooSongs2344@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Kenny kitten mittens and najee “concrete shoes” harris

[–] beer_down@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

The best I’ve heard is still when Bruce Arians called a struggling rookie DJ Humphries “Knee-deep” because that’s how far his foot had to be up his ass

DJ never really got over that one lol. But he did improve a lot since then

I realize it’s not a pun and I didn’t read the whole post, whoops

[–] bizm@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

When Tillery got the unnecessary roughness on Herbert everyone was calling him Crooked Tillery.

[–] MnVikingsFan34@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago
[–] bushalmighty@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Sleepy Joe for Burrow

[–] hoobsher@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

calling Dak by his actual first name Rayne is always fun

[–] k0y0_k0y0@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Todd Bowels

[–] Oldmannun@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I always say Kenny Picksixett to my buddy and he hates it

[–] notmyplantaccount@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

people been calling MVS, Applebees, cause most games he'll get 2 for 20, but I don't feel like that one's original.

[–] MrGentleZombie@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

My favorite mean nickname is Smelly Pitts.

[–] bretticus33@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Deandre Droppin Hopkins

It's not based on the player himself; just whenever I threw to him on Madden there was a 50% chance he'd drop it

[–] Sad_Ad_933@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Mash eberflush

[–] kelbeeen@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago
[–] r000ster@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Zilch Wilson. I wanna root for him to have a comeback story but it's what I call him on his down games.

[–] Joementum2004@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Love Stafford, but Stat Padford is a classic nickname

[–] ek1992osu@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Fat Rand (Randy Bullock).

Ocho Stinko (Chad Johnson)

All i can think of for the Bengals

[–] tuiny@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I saw Marvin Jones called Nothing Bundt Drops earlier this season (him and his wife own a nothing Bundt cakes I Believe)

[–] this_account_is_mt@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Our DC - Steve Wilkes Booth for assassinating our defense

[–] GameOfUsernames@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I just say Art the Fart because I like saying it. I would like to hear an interviewer call him that or at least hear them say something like, "Reddit calls you Art the Fart. How do you respond?"

[–] treecfc@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Zack Loss when he was on the bills

[–] Several-Lie4513@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Tom shady

Karen Rodgers