this post was submitted on 15 May 2025
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[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

Few questions:

  1. What instrument on the left? It doesn't look like a tuba or a baritone.

  2. Did I miss the day they taught band about the big scary monster hand? It feels important.

  3. What are these plumbed up to be? They don't look like they function as urinals or sinks anymore, maybe this is some kind of art piece?

[–] Maestro@fedia.io 8 points 2 months ago
  1. It's a German model Tenor horn. Plays and sounds like a baritone or Euphonium
  2. We're not allowed to talk about the big hand
  3. If you look closely though the jpeg artifacts you can see that they are hooked up near the floor. They are functioning urinals.
[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago
  1. Something in the Saxhorn family I would guess. Possibly a marching euphonium?

  2. It was the same day as those thwack tubes, you missed a really fun day.

  3. They do look plumbed as urinals to me, it’s just really hard to see the drain pipe going off to the right of each bell behind the bells.

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

you don't know about the big scary monster hand?? lol imagine not knowing about the big scary monster hand. super important.

[–] mrnarwall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

To me, that looks like a baritone with rotary valves as opposed to piston type valves. It seems like the right size, and the piping is cylindrical, as opposed to conical.

[–] Mister_Feeny@fedia.io 2 points 2 months ago

Doesn't look exactly right to me, but it might be a Wagner tuba?

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shout out to the cleaning lady who has to deal with this

[–] Heathcliff@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Whoever is cleaning that will probably not blow their own horn about it.

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Hope for them they don't blow these horns either >.<

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

music instrument lovers may get a little triggered, like the flower pot pianos

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

This one time, at band camp, I stuck my dick in a horn.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

So you shit in the hand, right?