using the bottle neck

stands up in his chair

brilliant...

i have found that just tucking dries the bread just fast enough to not get mouldy, and dry bread can be just rehydrated by wetting it and putting it in an oven for a bit

If you look at it, it's lawful good.

But at its core, it's chaotic neutral.

As long as it's airtight and not stored for weeks it's ok. Use good bread though, not this bad imitation.

I've been making my own bread for like 3 years now and I don't really crave storebought bread at all any more. Mine is just better.

save the bread clips from finished loaves because you're probably gonna lose one of those fuckers someday and you'll be glad you saved this one

I never knew that I am chaotic neutral

You're going to be opening that package often over a short period. I don't think it's useful to tie it down too tightly, and i especially don't think it's useful to introduce accessories (clip, bottle hack), you'll have to deal with them every single time you open the bag.

It's also just a fucking bread bag, you don't need to secure it so firmly.

Twist and tuck or just tucking, maybe tying a knot if it's going to get jostled a bit (going camping)

Freezer that ish

I think anything that uses any kind of item that doesn't come packed with the bread belongs on the "lawful" side.

Chaotic neutral for the win.

It is inarguable that anything but twist/tuck is ok. Bread box is a whimsical idea from when material science was advanced enough to make horseshoes. Everything else either requires more plastic/steps or wrecks the bread.

There's really no argument here.

Lawful good for homemade, lawful neutral until my gf throws out the thingy and forces me to go with chaotic neutral.

I guess I'm lawful evil lol

I save the little clip things from packaged buns and other stuff because they are way better than the twisty ties that usually come on sliced bread.

I twist, fold then put a clip on it. This also works well with the two common kinds of clips you get with the bag (plastic squareish thing with a hole like in the image and plastic thing with metal wire in it) and other clips you have yourself as the fold makes it so the bag doesn't untwist as much.

How about chaotic chaotic? I do four of these randomly.

Preferred but not listed: twist tie. Superior to the clip and usually not plastic but instead thin wire and paper.

I never knew just tuck was something somebody could actually do and now I'm scared...

What about a bread bag? Like the kind Keeki makes? Thats what I use.

Where would those fall?

Twist and tuck inside the breadbox obviously.

Well for me it's the twist-tie until I get down to the last few slices then I just spin the bag and fold it back over itself.

Why the twist-tie wasn't listed is beyond me since I've never seen a store that didn't have them as the majority of closure mechanisms.

Also, bottle hack? I honestly have no idea what that's about.