A thousand curses upon your bloodline, Ea-Nāsir!
Etterra
I think you're presuming better security and tech savviness than is actually available to these idiots. I mean they didn't redact things properly, they kept putting things out that they didn't mean to. There's a lot of stupid going on in there.
That's because this man likes women not girls. Also drugs. Just so much drugs.
Looks like a Unity asset for a copper ingot. Probably about as useful too.
That thing that Sam Jackson is holding in retrospect looks like Thor's hammer.
When I was in middle school all the kids at my church, me included, kind of got obsessed with these things. As a consequence now I can basically eat anything sour with no difficulty whatsoever. No pucker factor. I can eat a lemon like it was an orange if I want. I mean I don't cuz that's weird but still.
Reminds me of the Mystery Flesh Pit. He probably got his inspiration from the sarlac come to think of it.
Yo momma so ugly that Cronenberg cast her in a movie.
That's like the first one you learn when you're in grade school. It's right up there with "yo momma so fat she got her own ZIP code."
My mom was an abusive piece of shit who I haven't seen or talked to since I was 18. I'm now 47, and I have no problem with people making fun of her. Thanks to therapy I don't hate her anymore, but that does not mean that I love her.

That's a power move.